That's a cute ass hat you're wearing today.

Its like a circus in here; only with alcohol.

I accept dumb people. I accept arrogant people as well. Its the dumb AND arrogant people whom I wage a war against!

Never fuck with someone who can fuck your entire existence without needing a dick to do so; A.K.A a woman.

Here's to girls who have had their hearts broken by guys they haven't even dated: CHEERS! You survived.

I don't get enough credit for managing not to be a violent psychopath, everyday.

Blog Update! Better than the best  http://foram-expressions.blogspot.in/2012/12/better-than-best.html … @dravidict @sliceofmysoul

On a scale of Dexter to Casy Anthony, how much of a psycho are you?

I am not going to vote cos I want the British back. Sue me.

Awesome has a new definition: #Fringe

Hope is a bitch.

Losing faith in mankind, one douche fuck/whorebag at a time.

Banging doors shut - best therapy ever.

Hey #Whatsaap! you have a cool and elaborate list of emoticons, but unless you have a middle finger emoticon, what's the point?

British TV shows: Come for the accent, stay for the content.

Currently workin on overcoming the need to be needed.

The only reason someone lives in the past is cos they are unhappy with the present.

What's the advantage of having chubby cheeka, you ask me? Well, you can hide loads of M&Ms in your mouth and NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW!

If only being a disappointment was a career choice. People close to me seem to think I am a natural at it.

Is there a way to replace your heart with another liver so that u can drink more n feel less? No? Get movin, science!