RT @comedytruth: If bitches could fly, my school would be a fucking airport

RT @retwittings: Retweet if you're jealous of all the couples out there. Singles unite!

RT @factsofschool: Laughing so hard you feel six pack coming on.

"@comedytruth: When you're a fast texter, waiting two minutes for your reply is a long time."

RT @dailyteenwords: I get jealous when someone can make you happier then I can.

"@xstrology: #TeamAquarius is the 2nd team to hit 50 points tonight! Second star of the night."

"@autocorrects: If I drink alcohol I am alcoholic. So if I drink Fanta, am I fantastic?"

RT @aboutaquarius: #Aquarians really don't like explaining themselves

I wanna be part of #theprataclique

RT @retwittings: Retweet if you see no fun in clubbing.

RT @retwittings: Retweet if you dare to shower in the dark.

My mum would kill me if I had underage sex. RT @retwittings: Complete the sentence: "My mum would kill me if I ______."

LMAO http://t.co/vLW5FySH