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It's weird being an atheist Christian my whole life and then suddenly finding out I've also been an atheist Jew this entire time
Dude with a mustache just say next to me at the bar and said "I don't bite" which seems like something a biter would want me to believe.
I know your beard is supposed to be ironic, but you sincerely have cupcake crumbs stuck in it.
Congratulations to our nation's graduates for being done with the part of life in which success is based on merit!
Celebrating Pete Townshend's birthday in the traditional ways: leaping, windmilling the arms, not getting fooled again, etc.
if you saw the typo i deleted and fixed please inform me of this via twitter’s mention feature
just saw a mini cooper with a bumper sticker that said “blogger on board.” i kinda figured, dude
HEY THE MOVIE BIG YOU ENDED WAY TOO SOON I AM NOT DONE EXPLORING YOUR WORLD.
If you aren't following @ahm76 you're missing out on the best friend you never had; orgasm stuff.
@ahm76 Call cab. Scream "TAKE. ME. HOOOME." If he gets it he's cool. #yeahyeah
@ahm76 I did. They all bring me up then I have to tell them I'm not actually cool with them. I hate this experiment.
I've slumped in my chair so much I have NO IDEA what my balls + penis r doing or even if they're ok or where they are. I might be in trouble
Siri just corrected my "Syria" to "Siri a" and that's where we're at as a nation
L.A.! Come see @danajgould tonight at the Improv, also with @ianedwardscomic and me! For real! At 8 AND 10! I know! http://hollywood.improv.com
@ahm76 is this from a 7 year olds anatomy book like when someone starts her first period
Don't get weird just cause I'm bleeding.
