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Most girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.

I'm made of liquor and wit and SO full of shit.
I'm pretty sure "No strings attached" is guy code for "I'm emotionally retarded, but your vagina sounds neat!"
You know what really gets my goat? Chupacabras.
The only guys who like girls with brains are zombies.
I will henceforth refer to adjusting my boobs as "setting phasers to stun."
Favrd will be back. Probably playing for the Jets.
Sometimes I drive between lanes and pretend my car is Pacman gobbling up the dashed lines.
I'm still pulling for Ann Coulter to win the Nobel Piece of Shit Prize.
Black Friday shopping? No thank you. If I wanted to hang out with that many assholes, I'd join the Republican Party.
When my ex-boyfriend calls me "the one who got away," it makes me worry about the ones who didn't get away. And where they may be buried.
You should probably take everything I say with a grain of salt. And lime. And shot of tequila.
I sure wish I would've remembered that idiom before I tried fighting fire with kittens.
I'm just going to assume that any blank spots on Google Maps is a velociraptor hunting ground.
I have such a headache. Now I know how Paris Hilton feels when she accidentally grabs a book without pictures.
My mom's phone volume is set to Samuel L. Jackson.
U.S. presidents in character map form: ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☻
One day I hope to meet a man who's as into me as my hand is.

What?
I know I'm not a cougar yet but I'm well on my way. I'm pre-cougescent.
Tonight, I'll be visited by three spirits: schnapps, brandy and rum.
Sex should be like the dictionary: I comes before U.
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