saw a chick w a bald fade & a patch on top w finger waves & straw set. I woulda twitpicd but she had a tat on her neck & I aint wanna box

i was in the shower tryna think of good reasons to call out but all i could think of was biscuits

i love sexually harassin people in text messages... is there a help group for this?

RT @mzstarrburst: With all due respect, get off my dick.

O_O RT @rickeysmiley Evangelist Cookie Monster. http://twitpic.com/28vf2j

@thatrail when my social security check comes do u wanna go play bingo?

I'm too much of a cynic for that shit. What if that's somebody's grandma or ugly cousin? Nope.

But you get in front of people and try to act like you runnin things that's when shit goes wrong

Y'all always know when you're doin somethin that could get you stabbed.

somebody find me a shirt that covers all my fat. i need it 20 minutes ago.

if i get sensitive i just log off and come back when i'm not. i think more people should try this.

i end it when i get the single "lol" if you dont know lol to me means 'ok bye bitch damn...'

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i dont give a fuck about rules i just tweet...according to twitter everything about me is wrong anyways...so fuck it

i dont need sympathy. if i did i'd be on facebook not here with yall ruthless somamamabitches

RT @xt04: Yeah its just twitter, but theres real people behind the screen names. Real emotions. Real lives. So...im just sayin.

If she touches my ps3 without my permission we. will. spar.

@chaszilla @superneesh @inventedsexc handle that fuckshit goin on in your twitcon before you talk about somebody else @ethnicfatigue

@inventedsexc @superneesh @superneesh all 3 of yall need to exfoliate, condition, jog, and stay the fuck out @ethnicfatigue 's mentions

@stephiscrazy i seriously thought that was a vagina *takes meds before prompted*