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4/20 National Weed Day
4/21 National Drug Testing Day
4/22 National Unemployment Day
If Big Bang Theory, HowIMetYourMother & Two and a Half Men is combined it would be called..How I Banged Your Mother with Two and a Half Men.
Love - when you find her silliness cute. Hate - when you find her cuteness silly. That BITCH !
If you don't learn at least one new thing a day from Twitter, you're following the wrong people.
I bought some wallpaper and I’m making it listen to Justin Bieber maybe it will hang itself
Are you single single or internet single?
If people are talking behind your back, Congratulations ! It means you are far in front !
Suicide Hotline: What level on Angry Birds are you on?
Thaaaaaaat awkward moment when you tweet "happy mothers day" but you havent said anything to your mom =O
Twitter is blocked in Pakistan and not Kashmir ! That means , Kashmir is an integral part of India . Hence Proved :D Thank you , Thank you .
final grade : B
Dear Parents, I stay up late, have a messy room, LIVE on my laptop, lazy, texting, but I'm NOT the only teenager that acts like that.
Retweet this to fuck with peoples timeline
Sometimes, Home is a person . Not a place .
'Twerking' and 'Selfie' have been added to Oxford english dictionary.
I feel it is necessary to take out 'Dignity', 'Prosper' & 'Future'.
If your girlfriend has more followers than you, she’s in control of the relationship.
Often wrong, Never in doubt, Goal-Digger, Happiness-Seeker, Leader-of-Change, Vegetarian-Foodie, True-Gryffindor. Awesome tweets originate from this account.