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Love - when you find her silliness cute. Hate - when you find her cuteness silly. That BITCH !
If Big Bang Theory, HowIMetYourMother & Two and a Half Men is combined it would be called..How I Banged Your Mother with Two and a Half Men.
If you don't learn at least one new thing a day from Twitter, you're following the wrong people.
I bought some wallpaper and I’m making it listen to Justin Bieber maybe it will hang itself
Are you single single or internet single?
Suicide Hotline: What level on Angry Birds are you on?
If people are talking behind your back, Congratulations ! It means you are far in front !
Thaaaaaaat awkward moment when you tweet "happy mothers day" but you havent said anything to your mom =O
Twitter is blocked in Pakistan and not Kashmir ! That means , Kashmir is an integral part of India . Hence Proved :D Thank you , Thank you .
Dear Parents, I stay up late, have a messy room, LIVE on my laptop, lazy, texting, but I'm NOT the only teenager that acts like that.
Retweet this to fuck with peoples timeline
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RIP Michael Jackson
If your girlfriend has more followers than you, she’s in control of the relationship.
I tried to change my password to Twilight....but got an error message saying it contains too many useless characters....
That awkward moment when you find out that "Angelina Jolie" and "Brad Pitt" are getting engaged and you thought they were married !
Short girls are the best. Sorry tall girls you suck
Sometimes, Home is a person . Not a place .
FOLLOW ME! IT'S FRIDAY :-D
Happiness-Seeker, Certified-Troublemaker, Leader of Change, Horny-Virgin, Vegetarian-Foodie, Gonna name my child Ajinkya Jr.