I did Nazi that coming RT @wonkatweets: I'm sorry, Holocaust jokes are not funny, Anne Frankly, I will not stand for them

#VoteYu RT @bbtia: Welp, Yu Darvish is on the 34th-man final vote for the AL, so, apparently, Ron Washington didn't take him to the ASG

Mariners should just put Kawasaki in RF, no one will notice that Ichiro is gone

RT @bbtia: Nelson Cruz just hit the first walk-off grand slam in playoff history

http://t.co/6EgFsyQM RT @mike_is_bored: Would anyone care to lend me a fuck to give about Tebow's b-day? I seem to have misplaced mine

Surprise butt sex RT @gsf_23: Highlight of the game http://t.co/u4BcmE7m

If leonys has 20 HR potential why hasn’t he hit 20 HR in the 10 games he’s played so far?

1. Ask if people still do FF
2. Get FF mentions
3. …..
4. Profit

CONGRATS new dumbass level reached RT @nbsteffes: Calling it right now it's gonna be Angels and Blue Jays in the World Series & Angels win

#AustinJacksonStrikesOut RT @colinhumphreys: I need to learn Tigers hashtags by tomorrow night.

Derek Holland will save us by having his fiancée call the A’s fags

Request a trade RT @dwighthoward: If you had 24 hrs to live. What would you do

#TweetLikeEveryone happy birthday @spacemnkymafia

No, this is game 44 RT @stuyewest: Game 6

Rangers can beat aces, but throw a mediocre starter out there and we’re screwed

The Yankees might want to start putting names on their jerseys now 👀👀

Yeah I've never even heard of him RT @gerberconnor: Really Elvis Andrews deserves 8 years and 120 million dollar deal #not

No way the rangers signed Elvis. They don't know how to communicate with their players ask @str8edgeracer👀👀

If Cruz gets suspended based on allegations alone and not a positive test then that’s fucked up

It’s almost September, monkey RT @rallyhalomonkey: @aktane it’s only May just wait until September when we are AL West division champs