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I'm still waiting for one of those "Jokes that write themselves."
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I love when friends describe what their little kids are doing. And by Love I mean I can't fucking stand to hear anything they fucking did.
Shitty Comedy Club: We need your avails.
Me: I'm good.
SCC: Will you send them?
Me: No. I'm good.
SCC: So, that's it?
Me: Yes! See ya!
Can't believe the amount of crap in the Sky Mall catalogue, although my Canine Geneology Kit seems like an astute purchase.
Love when clubs announce, "Come out this weekend and see the local All-Stars!" In other words, here's some open milers we ain't paying.
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