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Anytime someone says "Billion" they say, "With a B." Have people been spelling Billion with other letters? Seems pretty straightforward.
Honestly, I don't want to do anything for "Shits." "Giggles" maybe but not Shits.
Hey, guy who says, "Everyone at work tells me I should be a comedian." They are wrong.
I'm still waiting for one of those "Jokes that write themselves."
Shitty Comedy Club: We need your avails.
Me: I'm good.
SCC: Will you send them?
Me: No. I'm good.
SCC: So, that's it?
Me: Yes! See ya!
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I love when friends describe what their little kids are doing. And by Love I mean I can't fucking stand to hear anything they fucking did.
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