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Anytime someone says "Billion" they say, "With a B." Have people been spelling Billion with other letters? Seems pretty straightforward.
Honestly, I don't want to do anything for "Shits." "Giggles" maybe but not Shits.
Hey, guy who says, "Everyone at work tells me I should be a comedian." They are wrong.
I'm still waiting for one of those "Jokes that write themselves."
I'm putting off a much needed haircut because I just can't do small talk today.
I'm happy when I look at Facebook and realize the people celebrating birthdays are people I don't really know. Saves me a lot of time.
"Young Jeezy" was arrested in a concert shooting probe. If you use the moniker "Young" and are over 12, odds are you will go to jail.
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