• Hola!

    Please Sign In

    Favstar gets even better if you sign in.

    Here's why signing in is good for you.

    • You get a personalized view of Favstar based on the people you follow.
    • Your favs and retweets are collected instantly, meaning your status and stats get updated at blazing speeds.
    • Use lists to manage your friends, and keep on top of where the fav-love is happening.

    Your account is safe, of course!

    • We never see your twitter password.
    • We won't tweet or follow anyone without your permission.
    • We only use your API calls when you fav, retweet, or follow someone.
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    Even the Winchester boys would be afraid . . . http://t.co/ZC949h7

    • 169
    • FAVS
    aerolisa1knobbyclubrushtopaz006NURSEUNDERCOVERDustytextJRWoodwardMSWSugarTittaysbrigitteninty3
    • 59
    • RETWEETS
    bevjoneswritingJimBundsLauraLblanksmaknobbyclubrushJRWoodwardMSWGalaMarie828ChicorelliStar____MJoy_Oldfield
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    We used to call "swag" being "full of shit" in the old days.

    • 78
    • FAVS
    Jack_Herererercranky_unfun_1MedicatedMarkMikeyjnrTZOLDIRTYDIAPERKatieSutton96zdbroOhHarleyPapa
    • 63
    • RETWEETS
    shishay1617MedicatedMarkbittersuess44ruffyoungRabidkujoDustyHumeGeneAdriftmrtruthandsoul
    InnHuman__
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    I cut my cell phone bill in half, but the lady at Verizon said I might as well tape the two pieces together and pay up. #fb

    • 67
    • FAVS
    lostmedicDannilynnAMr_Mc_BrideMedicatedMarknancy21090AdamHawkeyeLynnRaysmrtruthandsoul
    • 51
    • RETWEETS
    DannirulezMr_Mc_BrideMedicatedMarkonearmmofomrtruthandsoulwitchybitchygalscott_towelvinfury
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    In fairytales, the house lands on the witch. In real life, the witch gets the land and the house.

    • 73
    • FAVS
    YYippyyoMedicatedMarkreed180aIdeal_Victorianancy21090snakeoilbaronmrtruthandsoulFraggleRockL490
    • 41
    • RETWEETS
    imasaiiiYYippyyomimi_cerislewisMedicatedMarkIdeal_Victoriasnakeoilbaronmrtruthandsoulstaceouterspace
    gwatts77
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    I like to favorite tweets that are at least 1 year old. I visualize you sitting at the screen, thinking when the hell did I say THAT?

    • 65
    • FAVS
    Jack_Herererergareth_peteMedicatedMarkFraggleRockL490DrDweezilmisterbrymomisterMajorThombcj79
    • 28
    • RETWEETS
    MedicatedMarkFraggleRockL490misterMajorThomGodivaInBluevinfuryFavstar500FavscrunchenhancedTuibt
    InnHuman__PazerLenis
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    What a coincidence that Dave Matthews joined a band that bore the same name.

    • 53
    • FAVS
    cartermorgan931theDanLawlerTomServo18AJDW91Jack_HererererOhYeahILiedSpaced_Cowboy00ZombieGirlFun
    • 35
    • RETWEETS
    cariboulou777JoeTheRubeTomServo18AJDW91rankingTweetsJack_HererererSpaced_Cowboy00KrissiBex
    Jack_HererererDrDweezil
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    We need a name for people who wear Google glasses and are doing something else while talking to you. Hmmm … Wait. I have it: glassholes.

    • 45
    • FAVS
    Jack_HererererDrDweezilmisterbrymomisterMajorThomRichBeingRichkevinrowe1queeenvkbedhairwriting
    • 35
    • RETWEETS
    misterMajorThomLizzieEMBmishelebthe_couch_guy____bedhairwritingcrunchenhancedChargersbrideejmichaels1
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    I hate people who recite Beatles' lyrics to me when I find myself in times of trouble.

    • 49
    • FAVS
    samiru27myles_morrisonShhhConfessionsamanda_wordsJoJomortimerBigfish1960thorjeremy501raysol
    • 24
    • RETWEETS
    rankingTweetsBigfish1960raysolAdrianYoung10Healy317PetiteRainCityDrDweezilBadaBinge
    DrDweezil
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    Oldest woman in the world dies. Why does this keep happening?

    • 40
    • FAVS
    OtisPdQTabithaTheWitchdragnutamanda_wordsHuajatollaChicaGooSelifevinfurydaftsalad
    • 29
    • RETWEETS
    TabithaTheWitchamanda_wordsaGooSelifeLizzieEMBvinfuryRichBeingRichhuntigulacynicanoldicus
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    Not all serial killers are loners. Many follow other people on Twitter. People like you, maybe.

    • 39
    • FAVS
    amanda_wordsrishilicious_witchybitchygalangiearshadVerifiedDrunkKimKardashsToecynicanoldicusRichBeingRich
    • 29
    • RETWEETS
    witchybitchygalcynicanoldicusbigkickgoBOOMhuntigulaCodeNameBobbieSpookyTeenWitchAlexisAdkins_MexiBeezy
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    A true mobile device would walk across the room when you needed it.

    • 38
    • FAVS
    amanda_wordstaylorpautzkeIdeal_VictoriaFraggleRockL490DrDweezilnotstatepetiteunojeffreyr77
    • 27
    • RETWEETS
    thedjfavIdeal_VictoriapetiteunoaGooSelifeLizzieEMBonedavedeepcynicanoldicusbigkickgoBOOM
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    Remember when getting shagged meant nailing a stringy carpet to your floor instead of just nailing a stringy carpet?

    • 46
    • FAVS
    bedhairwritingInnHuman__VoiceofgarthInATwist__________ejmichaels1adamjamesdaleybyrdfacekillaDynamicHorror
    • 19
    • RETWEETS
    bedhairwritingejmichaels1adamjamesdaleygwatts77chopper4jkpiplipsSaraESpiveyfavstar_pop
    Naggalie__________
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    If Buffalo can survive 84 inches of snow, I can survive 2 inches of dust on my furniture.

    • 38
    • FAVS
    jordan_strattonjenwinestoomuchAilingIversonweb_supergirlRickAaronlbragentopaz006MarkCartier1
    • 23
    • RETWEETS
    web_supergirlandcoketopaz006JustCallMeMooseNikkiMMascaliglo_stevensMrsNicoleLDmikemannion5
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    I'm afraid to look up phobias on Wikipedia.

    • 42
    • FAVS
    ToxicProbablylyndsey_hatchits_trishDrDweezilshitbeany2fairy__unicornndiquoteSexySpainNights
    • 19
    • RETWEETS
    DY5555its_trishDrDweezilndiquoteSexySpainNightsjkstillsdrayzzesmirkykev
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    Judging from the Black Friday videos taken at Walmarts throughout the land, World Cup soccer fans know a sale when they see it.

    • 34
    • FAVS
    DrDweezilRichBeingRichhuntigulayagonnaeatthatPetraHuelmanMsMirandawritestheDanLawlerkatskradle2000
    • 24
    • RETWEETS
    MsMirandawriteskatskradle2000SLorenzen62Broker_By_Daywlnixon2000Your_M0MsMaggieDaggerRobny75
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    Social media has overtaken porn as the No. 1 activity on the web. Shit, this really is a sick society.

    • 28
    • FAVS
    daftsaladFLCL81RichBeingRichdeerlungLJbougehuntigulaCordeliaReginabedhairwriting
    • 28
    • RETWEETS
    RichBeingRichLJbougehuntigulagreedymunchkinbedhairwritingSLorenzen62mrbanglacoorc5
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    When she left never to return again, he finally won the I-love-you-more argument.

    • 34
    • FAVS
    amanda_wordshayatalnaimiKimKardashsToeIdeal_VictoriaShhhConfessionsIllNeverBeSANDMAN_LBYundonestar
    • 21
    • RETWEETS
    hayatalnaimiIdeal_VictoriaidunowhoSANDMAN_LBYSara_JE_Madre702PetiteRainCitynightengale68
    PetiteRainCity
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    About 5% of all U.S. potatoes become French fries at McDonald's. I assume the other 95% is used by Twitter users who drink vodka.

    • 35
    • FAVS
    ErnestFingermanFraggleRockL490_theMisTsecondhandfrowncervixsmashvinfurySkwerlbaitThe_Dorkster______
    • 20
    • RETWEETS
    secondhandfrownNJSailRacerpandonenchevGiovanniAlabisosoxxlewisnewc4rsmellAsheBadasztrixiebellbell
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    My job is to make you laugh. Sure, Congress does a better job at it, but I don't tax you for it.

    • 36
    • FAVS
    amanda_wordsDrDweezilAnAbsurdBirdvinfuryquikonthedrawKyleWBuchanan12spoopy11uDavePrimeau
    • 17
    • RETWEETS
    DavePrimeauhyperblastchicrodbarrogamickeyksuDykstraDameblueburryzz_MayowaOmoT_AJ_Rutten
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    Indecent exposure leads to 52nd arrest since 1983 for Florida man. Cops retire his file cabinet drawers to honor him. http://t.co/mYBCvpHN

    • 25
    • FAVS
    chopper4jkooohgirlshockmeF1RacingleagueLiveTelecastProleforcemice97dalefinch97danage123oguzekinci1
    • 27
    • RETWEETS
    mehmetekici07__leforcemice97D4ruuLiveTelecastProRonaldo_sssssCopyDontRetweethallex_____oguzekinci1
@AlanFelyk

@AlanFelyk

Working on Damaged Beyond All Recognition, a novel inspired by the writings of Kurt Vonnegut: http://bit.ly/1dbarfb. Current book: http://amzn.to/1drootb