• Howdy!

    Please Sign In

    Favstar gets even better if you sign in.

    Here's why signing in is good for you.

    • You get a personalized view of Favstar based on the people you follow.
    • Your likes and retweets are collected instantly, meaning your status and stats get updated at blazing speeds.
    • Use lists to manage your friends, and keep on top of where the fav-love is happening.

    Your account is safe, of course!

    • We never see your twitter password.
    • We won't tweet or follow anyone without your permission.
    • We only use your API calls when you like, retweet, or follow someone.
Okay, we shall bug you no longer
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    Gift @AlanFelyk Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

    • 100
    • LIKES
    khokduchwyjr1JaredMChoateGeneralGreviousjoansmith136jillieclementschasitywarner14recycled_childdaria_gordienko
    • 157
    • RETWEETS
    JLH_authorakazlevAdamLainAuthorJayTThomas17YadNavneetCulturedRuffianIamokimokcraytusjones
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    Even the Winchester boys would be afraid . . . http://t.co/ZC949h7

    • 176
    • LIKES
    a_olivia4212AnkCoupleTOnightowls33LisaVProulxGAGerl64redpawn3AB_Owlaerolisa1
    • 60
    • RETWEETS
    AB_OwlbevjoneswritingJimBundsLauraLblanksmaknobbyclubrushJRWoodwardMSWGalaMarie828ChicorelliStar____
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    We used to call "swag" being "full of shit" in the old days.

    • 89
    • LIKES
    SaraESpiveyvastawordthrowerSnickerFlitsa_olivia4212LostGirl2323BlueeyedzomBaedaniel_frijoles__
    • 70
    • RETWEETS
    SaraESpiveyAltaf_JiwawordthrowerSnickerFlitsLostGirl2323daniel_frijoles__AnkCoupleTOshishay1617
    InnHuman__
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    Personal Trainer: Show me the hardest thing that you do each day.
    Me: *Goes out front door of gym, comes back in*

    • 88
    • LIKES
    EdnortonfanSerious_Law_Guyk_llirockandrolloneshakeitabhi0607Robbi123daddygirlpkviraldoshi
    • 55
    • RETWEETS
    Ednortonfank_llibleedybluecrunchenhancedAmaniderellaPeachesNPorkBarmytymRoyalMallya
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    In fairytales, the house lands on the witch. In real life, the witch gets the land and the house.

    • 89
    • LIKES
    rufusjonzSaraESpiveynativeminnowamethyst_fairykelkuluskimwilliamzFaux_Maa_olivia4212
    • 49
    • RETWEETS
    malaika7SaraESpiveyFaux_MaLostGirl2323hook8669AnkCoupleTOa_olivia4212naggalie__
    gwatts77
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    I cut my cell phone bill in half, but the lady at Verizon said I might as well tape the two pieces together and pay up. #fb

    • 77
    • LIKES
    Faux_Maa_olivia4212LostGirl2323AnkCoupleTOThe_J_Teammariokeypartyk10snyderKungFuShmo
    • 56
    • RETWEETS
    LostGirl2323The_J_TeamRockBluza_olivia4212wife_housyDanni_RulezMr_Mc_BrideMedicatedMark
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    I like to favorite tweets that are at least 1 year old. I visualize you sitting at the screen, thinking when the hell did I say THAT?

    • 85
    • LIKES
    Ophelia_808Ednortonfank_llirufusjonzBIueSunshineSaraESpiveyBabberShera__shamaz2010
    • 42
    • RETWEETS
    k_lliBIueSunshineSaraESpiveyBabberShera__shamaz2010a_olivia4212LostGirl2323hook8669
    InnHuman__PazerLenis
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    It’s all a joke until one of them gets elected president.

    • 64
    • LIKES
    BIueSunshineSaraESpiveySnickerFlitshammbone84RobthethridKelley_OTittystonedMercuryBlack623
    • 41
    • RETWEETS
    SaraESpiveySnickerFlitsGeeMikkimexinonblondechristinayaejaPapaDopssurenmehlaAichaNus__
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    What a coincidence that Dave Matthews joined a band that bore the same name.

    • 65
    • LIKES
    SaraESpiveya_olivia4212LostGirl2323jayonguitarMomCantSingMelvinofYorkstuzariorockthechuck
    • 40
    • RETWEETS
    SaraESpiveyLostGirl2323rockthechuckwife_housyReticentTurnipcariboulou777JoeTheRubeTomServo18
    Jack_Herererer__DrDweezil__
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    When people say “let’s just agree to disagree,” I always say no.

    • 63
    • LIKES
    BIueSunshineSaraESpiveyMcKennaT21VintageRisque__LostGirl2323a_olivia4212skocatReticentTurnip
    • 33
    • RETWEETS
    dnyanesh115Ga_shibariSaraESpiveyVintageRisque__a_olivia4212LostGirl2323ReticentTurniproostershank
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    Tupac Shakur won more awards after he died than he did while he was alive. Has anybody told Kanye West this?

    • 47
    • LIKES
    meinkampf13BIueSunshineSaraESpiveyandyfarrelsucksThe_J_Teammariokeypartyimallwritecoma_olivia4212
    • 39
    • RETWEETS
    meinkampf13dogguygarydnyanesh115SaraESpiveytheAdinkraThe_J_Teama_olivia4212djsiyen
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    We need a name for people who wear Google glasses and are doing something else while talking to you. Hmmm … Wait. I have it: glassholes.

    • 48
    • LIKES
    MichaelLipkaSaraESpiveywife_housyJack_Herererer__DrDweezil__misterbrymoMisterMajorThomRichBeingRich
    • 37
    • RETWEETS
    dnyanesh115SaraESpiveyMisterMajorThomLizzieEMBfloorsbymattthe_couch_guy____bedhairwritingcrunchenhanced
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    Somewhere some lucky bastard is getting the silent treatment instead of hearing about her day.

    • 52
    • LIKES
    ShoutingGoddessMichaelLipkaSaraESpiveycodiiiAstronaut1205__MakesYouGiggleAnAbsurdBirdMikeLowrey__
    • 31
    • RETWEETS
    dnyanesh115SaraESpiveyAstronaut1205__ajithzaAnAbsurdBirdMikeLowrey__andresteynbergitsmetrb
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    Not all serial killers are loners. Many follow other people on Twitter. People like you, maybe.

    • 44
    • LIKES
    SaraESpiveySnickerFlitsUncleKermitskocatReticentTurnipamanda_wordsrishilicious_witchybitchygal
    • 35
    • RETWEETS
    dnyanesh115SaraESpiveySnickerFlitsserenaboobsUncleKermitReticentTurnipwitchybitchygalcynicanoldicus
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    I like to write "made you look" on folded pieces of paper and place them under car windshield wipers in parking lots.

    • 59
    • LIKES
    IcyPepsi4MeAMTrailjessb08saladdays13FrakkingAwesomeLavish_Fixationbianceparrish5AriadneRetzer
    • 19
    • RETWEETS
    olivyaoreosaladdays13NoWittyNameYetWateredDownGospshaneisanidiot21PlumpStreetJanJanFreemanAudryT
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    Oldest woman in the world dies. Why does this keep happening?

    • 45
    • LIKES
    SaraESpiveylavoyfarmerskocatBad_Rats_KingReticentTurnipOtisPdQTabithaTheWitchdragnut
    • 33
    • RETWEETS
    dnyanesh115SaraESpiveyskocatReticentTurnipTabithaTheWitchamanda_wordsaGooSelifeLizzieEMB
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    I hate people who recite Beatles' lyrics to me when I find myself in times of trouble.

    • 50
    • LIKES
    GabzydeRSaraESpiveysamiru27myles_morrisonShhhConfessionsamanda_wordsJoJomortimerBigfish1960
    • 25
    • RETWEETS
    dnyanesh115SaraESpiveyrankingTweetsBigfish1960raysolAdrianYoung10Healy317PetiteRainCity
    DrDweezil__
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    The Power Ball winner truly will be able to fund a presidential campaign. So, if you win, run for POTUS and rescue us from these idiots.

    • 48
    • LIKES
    TheBarTender4Beaner721Jack_Herererer__topaz_kellelle_hawkenStuForRealMistynMandiozgirl747
    • 26
    • RETWEETS
    TheBarTender4topaz_kellMistynMandiCretino3000Summer_Rain85StellaBraintreeSaysMarmer_Steven87
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    The highest tribute that a reader can pay an author is to take the time to read his/her book. #amwriting

    • 28
    • LIKES
    SaraESpiveyLGrandemangesamgriffin042travelinghumansNikiTschirgiFaux_MabrockgonadForeverFree3339
    • 45
    • RETWEETS
    dnyanesh115SaraESpiveyBINGBINGREADRobertShroudiansvartydehauthornovelicioussWordsmithPennyF
  • AlanFelyk
      Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk

    If Buffalo can survive 84 inches of snow, I can survive 2 inches of dust on my furniture.

    • 43
    • LIKES
    nick_perdomorufusjonzDamdiver7SaraESpiveykool_eggsecondhandfrownToofpick78Severnjaca
    • 29
    • RETWEETS
    rufusjonzDamdiver7dnyanesh115Mr_AbbandandoSaraESpiveyarcherenemySevernjacaweb_supergirl
@AlanFelyk

@AlanFelyk

I truly have no Equal, but there's Splenda in the kitchen. Author of Damaged Right Out Of The Box: http://amzn.to/1drootb. Upcoming: http://bit.ly/1dbarfb.

Gift 128x128 eed6a6fa05c032b3463123779fd30e334924cb30b476ccedc6e6f7bdfdc37b10

Like @AlanFelyk’s tweets? Send them a Favstar Pro Membership to show you care.

Gift them Pro!