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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    When you scroll fast it's purple!

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

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    Best tweet ever

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    I've lived through 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11, and now it is 12/12/12. I'm cool.

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    BREAKING: Photo of Justin Bieber being arrested... pic.twitter.com/WpxwXCSOHt

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    Retweet if.ΜΈΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜΈΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜΈyou thought something was on your screen

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    I changed all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it will tell me "Your password is incorrect."

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    Tonight is the night we find out if it's true...

    America went black...

    will it go back?

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    Preview of today's Twitter:
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    And some hoe wanting a pumpkin spice latte

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them in the face & said, "Tooth Fairy, Santa, Easter Bunny." & walked away like a boss.

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    RIP Paul Walker, this is the best picture. pic.twitter.com/zmh5O8DfQA

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    Mi papΓ‘ tiene 47 aΓ±os= my dad is 47 years old
    Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
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    I love spanish

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    If you've seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you. pic.twitter.com/NIPZOoAMUg

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    I dropped my laptop off a boat the other day. It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That's God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    "one direction" has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22. Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26. Dont worry if you're not dating, they might not be born

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    RIP Channing Tatum 4/26/80 - 3/15/13 at 6:20am PST in a car crash in LA. It has been confirmed. pic.twitter.com/vJ453rDfJR

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@AlanHungover

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It's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one. This Parody Account is in no way affiliated with The Hangover. Contact: alanhungover@gmail.com