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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    When you scroll fast it's purple!

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    I've lived through 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11, and now it is 12/12/12. I'm cool.

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them in the face & said, "Tooth Fairy, Santa, Easter Bunny." & walked away like a boss.

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    Retweet if.ΜΈΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜΈΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜ¨ΜΈΜΈyou thought something was on your screen

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    I dropped my laptop off a boat the other day. It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    Retweet this to fuck with peoples timeline

















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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    My first mistake of 2013 will be: pic.twitter.com/0Wo2oqAB

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    I changed all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it will tell me "Your password is incorrect."

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That's God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    It's nice to see the Referee going the extra mile to make the right call. #London2012 http://t.co/POZM96uW

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    I guess this is why you don't put Christmas lights on a palm tree. pic.twitter.com/qOc5n4fW

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! R-T if I'm right!

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    Right now you have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and you're scrolling with your thumb.

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    If Monday was a person it would be a ginger.

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink pic.twitter.com/V9w8eeID

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    Kurt Cobain killed himself one month after Justin Bieber was born..

    He knew.

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    Me on Valentines Day pic.twitter.com/ReqDIQuF

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  • AlanHungover
      Alan Garner @AlanHungover

    Right now you have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and you're scrolling with your thumb.

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