Danielle Smith plans to raise the Titanic and put it in West Edmonton Mall #wildroserumours

The Canadian Thanksgiving could use more retail related injuries.

Dollarama is where Oscar winning movies from 2004 go to die. #crash

I knew venturing into the comment section of an article about 2011 census data was a grave mistake. #fearoftheother

@ryanbyrneman I need to see this...YESTERDAY.

I told my wife for the last time, I wear the raptor pants in this house.

Danielle Smith will ensure the only culture found in Alberta is in yogurt #wildroserumours

Danielle Smith will appoint Rick Santorum as Minister of Conscience Rights #wildroserumours

Danielle Smith bought all of the Garth Brookes' tickets in Calgary #wildroserumours

Angus T. Jones...I hope you saved your "Two and a half men" pennies or it's back to shooting Christmas movies in Edmonton.

@ryanbyrneman NO STOP IT!!! Actually...I am watching the music video now because I hate good taste.

@ryanbyrneman The singer's nasally singing has been forever etched in my brain #notcool

Recording a podcast shortly with @ymmpodcast ...I better put on pants.

Cinema peaked with the alien at the Mexican birthday party scene from Signs.

My USA comrades, hopefully that new TV is worth the face you trampled over. #whatwhat! #freemarket

Cat is trying to be affectionate but loses points because I know where its tongue has been. #evilplaces

Can't quite bounce back as quick from late nights with large amounts of beer.

Skyfall man date with @ryanbyrneman @jessenash ...now beer.

@ryanbyrneman but what a shell!

I eagerly anticipate the Gangnam Style parodies that will be in all of 2014's animated films.