In a Starbucks in the Hamptons and they're playing @heidimontag's music! @spencerpratt and I have the same NY resolution.

I'm still not totally sure who Liberace is but I know how to make a Liberace reference.

@wilyerger you're keeping my mind sharp! I love it.

For British Eyes Only 👀🇬🇧

@munq you might be the funniest person on twitter. Love the thing about the fat 8 year old in the Coogi bathing suit.

My bathing suit. Did you know? $25,000.

Seinfeld never gets old.

I guess I didn't know what Rack City was about...

I've watched the hunger games trailer about a grillion times! Can't wait for the flick.

"I see some ladies in here tonight I might marry" is this what rap has come to!?!?!?!? I wanna hear something degrading to women!

A dog's life must be so peaceful. Although, you have to depend on everyone to feed you and let you outside, you can still sleep all day.

@jwmunson what are your thoughts on a Porsche Panamera?

Taking a personal morning. Amazing breakfast.

Hope I have sweet dreams tonight.

About to break a mental sweat.

You're on mother fucker! RT @shelbyfero: YOU try putting away silverware without sounding angry!

http://www.thesartorialist.com/photos/62110FabZ_4945Web.jpg @oliver_peoples & hermes, my faves.

@oliver_peoples thanks for the patrick bateman specks. i LOVE them. they'll make me look like a genius.

“@garyjanetti: I'm always embarrassed when actors do accents.” Blake Lively in The Town. Alllll wrong!

Kim has an ugly crying face.