Just met @jimstweetings and @tanyaburr, have a good night! #IronMan3 pic.twitter.com/YF1qXbMGAs

I wish I loved life as much as @j1mmyb0bba loves guacamole.

Holy freaking crap I just saw @jimstweetings and @tanyaburr!

Fuck K-Stew and R-Pattz, I’m going to the premiere for @jimstweetings and @tanyaburr! #YouTube

If the Internet had existed in 1969 there's no way anyone would've been bothered to go to the Moon.

@jeeveswilliams Why would someone do this? pic.twitter.com/sebdIX3Y

I love socks. Imagine if socks weren’t a thing.

I wish going to the gym meant sitting and eating.

"Kindle Fire was the most successful launch in the history of Amazon". Uh, not difficult. Amazon has like three products.

Does anyone know where the beep sound in a car actually comes from?

Commuters read newspapers containing stories I read two days ago on Twitter.

Starting the week with Taylor Swift and a Pumpkin Spice Latte

@jeeveswilliams Had to share this http://t.co/l48lbIKT

@jeeveswilliams People who use Macs are better than people who use Windows. There. I said it.

Just realised today's date is palindromic. 21.2.12.

David Cameron is the Internet Explorer of people.

BlackBerry’s new phone was down to 25% battery half way through the presentation.

An article in The Sun from 1992 about the ‘Internet’. Wow. http://t.co/3qm8wBCS

We can put man on the moon yet we don’t have transparent hole punches.

@marcusbutlertv I only started watching your vids yesterday but I’ve been saying “Helloooooo” to everyone already.