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Just watched a kid throw up metal horns and growl with excitement because he was channel surfing and came upon Wheel Of Fortune #Albuquerque
So I deleted my FB page and now I keep wanting to log onto FB to tell everybody that I deleted my FB page. I have a problem...
People. They're bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.
Walking down Beverly. I'm O LY stepping on the cracks because I don't like my mom.
If you talk during a movie at the theatre, fuck you.
If your name is Lindsey and you spell it "Linzy", go ahead and shoot yourself before you procreate.
In honor of National Coming Out Day, I'll say that I appreciate "hot", regardless of gender.
"Her tits were sad. It was like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra"
I love The Venture Bros.
I have a vague recollection of last night. I was in a hotel shuttle, watching dr who on my phone and crying. Fuck, maybe I was too drunk!
Shelley just hobotanged my Nerdist tshirt! Yeah, that sentence spans multiple podcasts
My friends wife looks EXACTLY like Christian Bale. How do I get her to dress like Batman for Halloween?
9/10 people you meet in life will be an asshole. The other 1/10...PROBABLY an asshole.
Two of the Care Bears were found dead from a Careoin overdose. Police are asking for anybody with more information to come forward.
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