Today is World Suicide Prevention Day. So don't kill yourself. …Think of what @themedic_ will do to your corpse! http://twitpic.com/2n5rkb

Ew… o.O
@themedic_ sits inside your head
@themedic_ lives among the dead
@themedic_ sees you in your bed
And eats you when you're sleeping

"Beware the fangirl, Doctor!; The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!; Beware that unstable bird, and shun; Her freakish alien snatch!"

*shoves @master_of_space down an impossibly tall spiral staircase using a pushbroom* That's for The Greater Good! *twirls broom & leaves*

@mrseta Haiku for Master; Demanded poem for him; Purposefully bad

@kitty_shadowcat Just because he wasn't /any good/ @ killing you, it doesn't mean you can assume he wasn't trying his hardest…

@theta_rems *kisses down to his neck & nips @ it sharply before pulling away & standing up* …I coulda given ya something to sing about…

@theta_rems *snorts* Take advantage- like I'm… *looks directly @ him* …like I'd let /anyone/. *pushes him in the chair & kisses him*

I'm not captioning these photos I've taken of Quirky in a hat. Really. I'm not. They'll never make it onto the Internet. I promise.

@thetarems Ok, not bouncing. Serious… …Not so serious, but not bouncing. That's better… Stop staring. I've stopped bouncing.

…This isn't going to end with rainbows & cookies for everyone…

It's very… blue… outside. Pearlescent blue. And we've landed in a canyon. Layers of various shades of blue in the rocks… It's quite pretty…

…I wonder if someone could teach her to do a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling The Star Spangled Banner… That'd be kinda awesome.

@romanathefirst Seriously, you spent your life as a man & now you have tits & you're not going to @ /least/ jump up & down a few times?

@master_of_space Hey! Don't call @doctoroftime a pussy, you heathen! The last time you were anywhere near one, you had an umbilical cord!

@mrseta I'd gathered, since she doesn't say words so much as give strong impressions that transcend the need for language…

…Or off. Gods know @thetarems' suits look wonderful strewn about the bedroom haphazardly. *smiles dreamily*

FIXED - RT @alordvictorious @vaingloriousyin You.. Have no concept of the word hot, do you.. That was hot. Very hot. Exceptionally hot.

NatlGeo ProTip: @themedic_ hates it when you're complacent & go along w/ it, @romanathefirst.

"She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"… Ooh, I like that. Fear my name; it makes me stronger. It makes me… more amused, really.