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If your dog ever gets in a big accident and has all its legs amputated, don't cry, just put it in water because it is now a seal.
If Christopher Maloney was a food product he'd be spam
The amount of girls who think their deflated nappy arses can pull off jean hot pants is actually shocking.
Christopher Maloney was a dinner lady at my school
I am 98% certain that if you smell Chistopher Maloney it's like pine tree air freshener mixed with cold pork.
'If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.' - Hitler
Girl in front of me on the bus has a tattoo on the back of her neck that says 'carp diem' ahaha carp
Empire have given The Hobbit 5 stars. Very, very happy about that. Christmas is saved.
'Banksy's art is so timeless and poignant. Great satire here. Just wow.' - a 12 yr old who has seen Fight Club once.
haha it is actually fucked up that people never ever eat bags of crisps with the brand name upside down
you can judge the amount of hippy in someone by how well they can sit cross legged on flat ground
right now im making stuff as a creative at ad school in falmouth. welcome to my http://twitter.com enjoy ur stay.