@bzrong first off, that's my gf. Second, I'm now on your right! Kidding, I'm at work, ready to scream.

@bzrong @kmccauley happy birthday bro. Tonight, you're not as young as you were. So let's set the candles on fiiiiire

Question is, will the 11 series be a sedan or a coupe? M series? #GermanCarChat #1140xiGT

@bzrong please no...no more font tweets. For the love of Comic Sans

@browndogblanket @lovemylexusis There is no speed on Speed TV and there is no music on Music TV. #Idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore

Ever talk to someone and realize half way through the conversation that they are probably hiding kidnapped children in their basement?

There is something inside of me that really wants a Hummer H3. #gmchat

New Viper, 580hp Camaros, 650hp Mustangs, new C7, and countless other cars....and they said performance was dead. #GMchat #Moparchat

Hey #Moparchat, we over at @gminsidenews want to help celebrate too! Thanks @chrysler @officialmopar http://t.co/zRmQWMJZ

Reports are coming in that no maple syrup was harmed in the earth quake. #canadiannationaltreasure.

@trx0x comic sans 4life

My head hurts. Let's put in ear buds and listen to some heavy guitar riffs to chase that pain out! #brightideas

This is the funniest segment I have ever seen on #Conan. Ever. Holy crap, that was great!

@kmccauley @tokulski favorited because I want you to feel the looooooooove.

Great, the boss is going to hang out with me ALLLLLLL day today.

crazy vid of shoot out. Gets real intense at the end.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wSlRHJv1nnA …

@thejacobbrown whaaa!! I take some what personal offense to that. My dad wasn't and isn't trashy.

@trx0x I don't ever need to watch that show, thanks to you. You are doing Gods work. Sort of.

@mikedriehorst @ikylewright thanks for the suggestion! Headed there now

So where is the Challenger TA to fight the Boss 302 and Camaro Z/28? #MoparChat