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I don't have a type. If I like you, I like you.
Wets toothbrush, Puts toothpaste on toothbrush, Wets toothbrush again, Starts brushing teeth. Anyone else do that?
Me: "I wanna be a superhero, guess my name." Girl: "Superman? Ironman?" Me: "(smile) YOURMAN"
I love you with all my Butt... I would say Heart but my Butt is bigger #truelove
I sleep naked. That way if there's an emergency, I can immediately make it sexy.
Hey you! You're amazing.
I hate people that say age is just a number. Age is clearly a word.
I heard love is around every corner... I must be walking in circles.
I think I left a kiss at your house. Can I come by & get it?
Sunglasses: Allows you to stare at people without getting caught, It's like Facebook in real life.
I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness, so I don't intimidate you.
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute... Wanna work out?
Money CAN'T buy Happiness. But it CAN buy candy... which is kinda the same thing
I read somewhere that most people nap 1 hr a day. Amateurs 😴
I say "Dude" right before I say something moderately important.
I'm the other 1/2 of Wassabi :) Follow me on Instagram & Vine too! AlexWassabi #wassabians