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FUCK OFF MOM, I'm only single because my husband was an abortion and you know that we've talked about that
Serious question about the English language: we park on a driveway yet we drive into the ocean because what the fuck is life tho really.
Mute child finally speaks, tells parents "my wife," reveals Sacha Baron Cohen tattoo
Mute child finally speaks, tells parents he's a "freak to the core", reveals lil kim tattoo
When I die plz quote my fave line from my girl "he can't see without his khakis" so my mom thinks I wore the skort she sent me.
Hell hath no fury like club goin' up, on a Tuesday.
Join my quest to find Lou Bega by typing in "where is Lou Bega?" into google and then telling me what it says.
Don't read my tweets they're secrets.
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