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"CANNIBAL!!!"- hannibal lecter, right before jumping into a pool.
God twerks in mysterious ways.
Jay Z cover band called the p-jayz? Anyone? Fine.
I will never understand how once I shit my pants and now I'm someone's boss.
"ACCEPTED!!! EXCEPT TED!!!"Roosevelt's constant fear of not fitting in often got the best of him.- an excerpt from a book I'm not writing
This sentence is a lie.
A cool way to make an autoimmune disorder fun is to call it lupus fiasco and then fist bump
Smoke weed all day like the lazies you all are. January 87th is my day. Murder is so much more productive.
Courts say the darnedest things.
into googling myself. into sports but the opposite. unironically super into 90s pop ironically. I'm funny but I'm not THAT funny. You get it.