RT @dee_spicable: Kenyan troops have 'penetrated' deeply into Somalian territory. Damn, I hope they're using protection.

RT @alindig: My girlfriend is getting so tired of my Linkin Park references.

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

@mercymaina @thekayrich @ngendo87 @selektaotivo @sirlv @violetotina @r_wawesh @alykhansatchu @wiselar @ifortknox. Happy #FF

Blood URGENTLY needed for Kambo Kimani-Sharon's baby @ Nairobi hospital.12 people per day for 5days. Please make it there as soon as you ...

RT @johntexx: LOL RT @tichaade: My week on twitter: got laid twice , 5bjs received, 10 dates, 130 kisses gotten. Via: http://t.co/x6iabqY8

"@crazynairobian: RT @dopestchiqa:
#UjingaNi kusema ati you dont give a
fuck na wewe ni poko sabina joy."

XD RT @the_one_adrian: My friend otieno lost his tie, we now call him O___no

RT @blizzie_: Lol "@njiiru: My neighbour's house was brought down,they say the bulldozer driver was a kikuyu but syo kamau."

RT @majani_: Kidnapping is such a strong word, i prefer to call it surprise adoption.

Chelsea Vs Arsenal 5till tr3nding.....

Hahaha RT @majani_: I almost died..fell off a 50ft ladder today..... Luckily I was on the bottom step.

Lol RT @majani_: The awkward moment when you change your relationship status from married to divorced and your mom likes it..

#TEAMKIGUTA approves of this message. RT @wanza_: Looking at @sickolia 's avi. Isn't it obvious @annekiguta is cuter than Julie? #nohomo

#siwesi RT @just_era: RT @richard_keep: #PoleKamaUliambiwa Mashabiki wa Ushoga (Man United fans)

RT @alindig: We made it a TT Lol #KenyaisHomeTo the greatest tweeps

RT @sickolia: RT @richard_keep: What did the bra said to the heart, Umebeat sana!!!

RT @jjmwendwa: YOH, @larrymadowo Y U NO CHANGE YOUR HANDLE TO @larry_______madowo

Tuned into @footballsun984.

RT @kulamoto: FERGUSON: Hey you,your uniform is too faded.
GIGGS: But SIR,am in man-u.
FERGUSON: For how long have you been in man-u?
*toss

RT @sickolia: +1.RT @don_tony: 'FIFA 12 = (F)emales (I)gnored (F)or (A)nother (12) months... Haha