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Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
See a penny, pick it up, and all day long you'll be washing your hands because of your OCD
If you have to think of reasons why you're happy , your probably not
I can't be Mary fuckin Sunshine every day!!
I like trouble.
I never wanted anything from you, except everything you had and what was left after that too
Oh I do love a bit of passive aggressiveness with my coffee
The eyes say more than the lips do
You are in my bones, flowing through my blood, weaved in my memories, inhaled in every breath.
Said the masochist to the sadist "Beat me, beat me!"
Replied the sadist : "No"
I've discovered that in a hopeless romantic today....
The focus is on the word hopeless of course
Twitter alcoholics are funnier than real life ones
Bite me there..
I'm sorry , I unfollowed you because you tweeted boring shit. Really, that's the only reason
A twitchy left eye signifies either stress, or a twitchy left eye
On lovers : if you have to work hard to keep them, they aren't really yours
I've been noticing you not noticing me.
Its funny how your appeal lessens with every waking minute you spend being an asshole
T.E.Q.U.I.L.A ... Its how you spell Friday
That tongue in cheek thing you do? Almost as sexy as the biting your lip thing...
The victorians believed that sighing caused a loss of blood.