Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

See a penny, pick it up, and all day long you'll be washing your hands because of your OCD

If you have to think of reasons why you're happy , your probably not

I can't be Mary fuckin Sunshine every day!!

You're trouble.






I like trouble.

I never wanted anything from you, except everything you had and what was left after that too

Oh I do love a bit of passive aggressiveness with my coffee

The eyes say more than the lips do

Dear London

You are in my bones, flowing through my blood, weaved in my memories, inhaled in every breath.

Sincerely,
A Lover

Said the masochist to the sadist "Beat me, beat me!"

Replied the sadist : "No"

I've discovered that in a hopeless romantic today....

The focus is on the word hopeless of course

Twitter alcoholics are funnier than real life ones

Bite me there..

I'm sorry , I unfollowed you because you tweeted boring shit. Really, that's the only reason

A twitchy left eye signifies either stress, or a twitchy left eye

On lovers : if you have to work hard to keep them, they aren't really yours

I've been noticing you not noticing me.

Its funny how your appeal lessens with every waking minute you spend being an asshole

T.E.Q.U.I.L.A ... Its how you spell Friday

That tongue in cheek thing you do? Almost as sexy as the biting your lip thing...