Synonyms and antonyms are antonyms. Well played antonym.

Bras come in sizes AA, A, B, C, D, DD, E, WOW, OMG, WTF.

Pliss to harass this bugger >> 9011713166. He is calling my friend every hour (including 3 am) Laila chod rakkho iss ki.

CHUTIYA OF THE DAY >>>  http://lockerz.com/s/264442274 

Women are like guitars, if you finger
them right, they'll make beautiful music.

My mom's right foot is swollen suddenly. I'm scared & worried. What is the reason behind that? Please help me, any doc or someone!!

How do you utilise your extra time when you go for K instead of OK?

Winter is in. Nipples don't lie.

Samsung galaxy to iPhone: ''Happy Teacher's Day! Xoxo''

Actually Felix not the 1st human to achieve this feat. Shaktiman did this 12 years ago already. Felix 0 : Gangadhar 1.

#TwitterSins underestimating handles with < 1000 follower count.

irony is that procrastination is such a long word to describe laziness.

How to be a twitter celeb: either you have wit or have tit #JeeHaan

I love these troll face :D pic.twitter.com/jYTFwnTb

Roses are red, nuts are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's raining, stick it in!

#ThatAwkwardMoment when Ravana has to choose a DP.

If god created Adam and Eve, they're siblings then.. So it is incest. So Adam is #bhenchod.

Sarcasm is my 2nd favorite kind of asm.

I don't understand why you people hate justin bieber?!! She earns more than you, she's famous & she's younger than you, Bitches!!

RT if you have less than 5000 followers.