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      Alicia Tobin @AliciaATobin

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  • AliciaATobin
      Alicia Tobin @AliciaATobin

    Crows are probably smart enough to start a petition to change their name to Licorice Doves.

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  • AliciaATobin
      Alicia Tobin @AliciaATobin

    If you leave the house you'll almost instantly find someone you hate more than yourself!

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  • AliciaATobin
      Alicia Tobin @AliciaATobin

    No one ever mentions how being brave, honest, compassionate and doing your best, is fucking exhausting. *rips open cookies"

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  • AliciaATobin
      Alicia Tobin @AliciaATobin

    If I had a helicopter 1) I would paint it like a seagull 2) it would have a special door on it to drop garbage bags of milk out of it.

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  • AliciaATobin
      Alicia Tobin @AliciaATobin

    I lined a box with a soft towel and put it in the back yard in case any sort of momma animal wants to have any sort of baby animal in it .

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  • AliciaATobin
      Alicia Tobin @AliciaATobin

    After a glass of wine she whispered into his ear "my pelvis is out of alignment" and winked so hard that her eyebrow fell off.

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  • AliciaATobin
      Alicia Tobin @AliciaATobin

    I'm here to tell you that not caring about the Oscars is a great feeling.

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  • AliciaATobin
      Alicia Tobin @AliciaATobin

    What is the German word for when you think you see a mini pig going for a walk but when you get closer it is just a fat chihuahua?

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  • AliciaATobin
      Alicia Tobin @AliciaATobin

    "I LOVE YOU" she screamed internally as she watched the soft, fat, yellow lab puppy sloppily walk away.

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  • AliciaATobin
      Alicia Tobin @AliciaATobin

    Tina Fey is pregnant!!! I hope she is pregnant with me and then she will be my mommy!

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  • AliciaATobin
      Alicia Tobin @AliciaATobin

    I am guessing we had no idea that the internet would hurt our feelings so much right?

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  • AliciaATobin
      Alicia Tobin @AliciaATobin

    Seriously- I am a Doctor Of Love so you should let me touch your wiener with this stick I found in the wood pile. Yes, that is a slug on it.

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  • AliciaATobin
      Alicia Tobin @AliciaATobin

    Oh, I can assure you I can't use that in my next comedy "skit".

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  • AliciaATobin
      Alicia Tobin @AliciaATobin

    What time should I get off social media by so it looks like I made plans tonight?

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  • AliciaATobin
      Alicia Tobin @AliciaATobin

    Hypothetically, how many raccoons would make a really good raccoon choir? What if I, hypothetically, already had three who sing beautifully?

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      Alicia Tobin @AliciaATobin

    I just want all the men out there to know that women don't smile when they put on deodorant.

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  • AliciaATobin
      Alicia Tobin @AliciaATobin

    people with dogs have a social obligation to let people without dogs pet their dogs and whisper into their ears "You are the softest".

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  • AliciaATobin
      Alicia Tobin @AliciaATobin

    Turn that giant gaping hole in your life into a pool so everyone can enjoy it!

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  • AliciaATobin
      Alicia Tobin @AliciaATobin

    Remember when the media was treating Jessica Simpson like a meat pig but now she's back to being a sexual hole to pummel? Life is good.

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@AliciaATobin

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Comedian. Co-ghost of Retail Nightmares Podcast. Host of Alicia Tobin's Come Draw with Me. Cookbook author. Holistic Nutritionist. Regretful omnivore.

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