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RIP Roger Ebert
oh no im tired again
*staggers into Twitter covered head-to-toe in a mummy-wrap of headbands* LOVE ME!!!!
When I think of Germany, I think of two people. Hitler and the Hoff. Sorry, Germany.
been getting some creepy responses to my Craigslist gloryhole posting
If the best things in life are free, then who is hoarding all the free pizza?
Iggy (Pop) ran to catch the ice cream truck. He's been gone 13 hours.
Album of the year so far? Tough call, but I'm going with "Keep Meringue Out of the Moonlight" by Loww Trreees.
I'm Italian, but not "make my own gnocchi" Italian. I go *out* for my gnocchi, fuckers.
You had me at "watery grave."
My natural state of being is stuck in the middle of an intersection, waving semi-apologetically.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was getting some producer to green light this "Grown Ups 2" movie
Please accept my deepest daaaaang on the loss of your mother.
So hot out that I just turned my legs into cut offs.
My love is pretty fancy. So, please, be safe and stand back.
"I'm very aroused." ~ my suspicions
Just failed at making a frozen pizza. Thinking this might finally be the year I win a Darwin Award.
Please take the time to get to know me via my Twitter page. I think you'll like what you find. For example, I can type.