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*staggers into Twitter covered head-to-toe in a mummy-wrap of headbands* LOVE ME!!!!
When I think of Germany, I think of two people. Hitler and the Hoff. Sorry, Germany.
Album of the year so far? Tough call, but I'm going with "Keep Meringue Out of the Moonlight" by Loww Trreees.
I'm Italian, but not "make my own gnocchi" Italian. I go *out* for my gnocchi, fuckers.
My natural state of being is stuck in the middle of an intersection, waving semi-apologetically.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was getting some producer to green light this "Grown Ups 2" movie
Just failed at making a frozen pizza. Thinking this might finally be the year I win a Darwin Award.
Please take the time to get to know me via my Twitter page. I think you'll like what you find. For example, I can type.