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Guys that put their wallet in the front pocket of their jeans are Communist.
"Happy" by Pharrell makes me want to blow my head off.
At this point, getting mad about the #Indians losing is like getting mad that your retarded son got a D on his report card.
When I'm in an airport, I play the "Let's see how many beers I can drink before my flight," game.
I want a girlfriend that has hair like Jared Leto.
An inch of snow on the ground and people in Cleveland are driving around like they are Stevie Wonder getting road head from Helen Keller.
Worst groups (in order from awful to most awful):
3. Westboro Baptist Church
1. Team Breezy
"You just got ROYALLY FUCKED," Prince Harry stated, strolling naked over to his dresser. "Here's twenty Pounds, call yourself a cab."
My bracket might as well have been on a Malaysian Airline flight.
I go into Bieber Deposition Mode (BDM) when my friends start talking about their ex and/or kids.
I want a kid for the simple fact that it won't look nearly as creepy going to Chuck E. Cheese. I like the pizza.
Kind of ironic that Castro can hold 3 women captive for 10 years, yet he couldn't handle 6 months.