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Guys that put their wallet in the front pocket of their jeans are Communist.
At this point, getting mad about the #Indians losing is like getting mad that your retarded son got a D on his report card.
An inch of snow on the ground and people in Cleveland are driving around like they are Stevie Wonder getting road head from Helen Keller.
Worst groups (in order from awful to most awful):
3. Westboro Baptist Church
1. Team Breezy
"You just got ROYALLY FUCKED," Prince Harry stated, strolling naked over to his dresser. "Here's twenty Pounds, call yourself a cab."
Kind of ironic that Castro can hold 3 women captive for 10 years, yet he couldn't handle 6 months.
Chris Perez shipping a pound of weed to himself? Guy can't even close a drug deal successfully.
Jimmy Haslam is leading a group of investors that includes Big Chuck, Little John, SuperPimp, and the Norton Furniture Guy to buy the Browns
There's a special spot in Hell for people who ask celebs for a RT on their birthday.
When Brandon Weeden takes a piss, it ends up all over the floor.
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