Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Getting banned for life at 80 years old is like getting your fake ID taken away a week before your 21st birthday.
Guys that put their wallet in the front pocket of their jeans are Communist.
Can't wait til LeBron does the powder toss for the first time this season and Johnny Football jumps out of the stands and snorts it.
"Happy" by Pharrell makes me want to blow my head off.
At this point, getting mad about the #Indians losing is like getting mad that your retarded son got a D on his report card.
We found Love in a hopeless place, we found Love in a hopelessss place
When I'm in an airport, I play the "Let's see how many beers I can drink before my flight," game.