Silly America. There's no oil on the internet! #MegaUpload

Lol never saw this pic.twitter.com/p8CDyjDD

4 guys shot dead at chiromo campus all armed with pistol in a m/v KBL 911E(Riverside) | Lockerz http://t.co/dSlMXmhT via @lockerz Damn

Haha RT @droid254: #TUJUANE pic.twitter.com/J1kh7rTIM1”

I'ma Drink ’till she’s cute, but stop before the wedding

#SomeoneTellNigeria Cc @kimkardashian pic.twitter.com/Kftby9Gabx

The Catholic Church is the largest health-care provider in the world, managing 26 percent of all health-care facilities.

And why are the Top Ranking cops still employed! The head of CIA resigned for simply fucking someone else! 50 people have died!! #Baragoi

@ukenyatta Innocent till proven guilty, agreed. Can you simply respect us enough to step down until all matters are cleared.

#HowToGetRidOfAChipo put on the 'How to live positively with HIV' video on

Nakuru 52,000 acres (0.03%); Gichea 20,000 acres (0.012%); Rumuruti 10,000 acres (0.006%); Endebes 40,000 acres (0.024%);

Gatundu 10,000 acres (0.006%); Thika 5,000 acres (0.00012%); Mutaitha Farm 5,000 acres (0.00012%); Naivasha 10,000 acres (0.006%);

Samsung S4.. Safaricom Kshs 57999 plus 4.5GB data free. Airtel Kshs 52999 plus 21GB data free.. Nuffsaid!

True RT @gillyi: Doomed!! RT @robertalai: This will happen if Ruto and Uhuru win elections pic.twitter.com/DwLabE5i

Hehehehe Cisse goal #BlackMagic http://t.co/ecFxNAfL

#NyeriTVShows The Hard times of RJ Mbugua

RvP: "Apologies to Arsenal but I've never been happier than I am. I finally found home & peace. I hope Utd fans forgive me for being late.""

Lol RT @njiiru: Same reason girls don marry donkeys RT @likywati: If Guys are so obsessed wit big Boobs,y don they get married to cows?

Land owned by Kenyatta's family = Taita 30,000 acres(0.02%); Kahawa Sukari 29,000 acres (0.02%);Percentage is against the whole country

Kenyans drank Sh182 billion worth of alcohol last year compared to Sh165 billion the previous year and Sh109 billion in 2006.