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Pillow Fight Club #LessViolentFilms
"Show me the Monet!" - Art History prof
Fuck you to whoever wrote, "I <3 Justin Beiber" on the Berlin wall
Don't treat your heart like an action figure wrapped in plastic
You know when you drink and you get drunk and then you whatever
Just did a karaoke solo over a toilet bowl
ain't no thing like a blonde girl drummer with long hair and a wind machine
The Hills Have Fries #LessViolentFilms
My arms are heavy soldiers left out becoming rust
Guys, I caught a glimpse of Christoph Waltz while working today and I almost passed out. CHRISTOPH. WALTZ.
Drunk before sundown will get ya
To everyone who drives down Knight Street and cuts in from the Bridgeport exit only lane, you're a piece of shit.
Everyone grow your play-off beards ok
I met someone who didn't know who Bill Murray is so I pretended like I never met them
The only thing standing in the way of me and that bag of vending machine chips is the weight of this damned 2012 Toonie