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Guys guys guys I'm 2 secs away from passing out because of high qual absinthe plz plz help
Sorry not sorry 4 friendzoning
My kindness is not weakness or flirtation
Tapping into your sober mind when you're wasted is like tapping into that frozen shit that gets stuck to the sides of your freezer
Lol wake me up when a guy wants to be just friends
Been watching this guy try to convince his girlfriend to go down this playground slide for like 15 minutes
I could blow the lid off this video art project or I could blow the lid off this bottle of wine and not do the video thing
You know what if you want brunch then maybe get the fuck out of bed before 2pm instead of yelling at me?????
The ironic thing about art school is it makes you question how relevant art really is
OKAYYYYYYY guy outside, WE GET IT, You have a motorcycle.
Never seen so many jean shorts
I miss my cat and when I could afford to live
lol I don't do anything. Harsh moments of clarity.
If I'm club bartending when I'm 35+ TBH just shoot me plz
My soul is a veggie burger
You know when you wake up and your denture is gone it's been a night
I feel like everyone instagrammed their dinner tonight
Double dosage of NyQuil see ya on the other side
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