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What doesn't kill you makes you drink
Dear women: if you ever find yourself wondering if you're in an abusive relationship, you are definitely in one.
Easiest way to spot white people in clubs: they scream when journey comes on
Pro tip: don't change your wifi password when you're drunk
There comes a point in every young woman's life where "Kiss my ass" is no longer a threat...
Life is easier as an alcoholic
Haha you think I can afford to use a grocery cart?
Been watchin a dude pick his nose at this bar for a whole 9 minutes. I wonder what he has up there
Very tired of stupid boys
Y'all all are the worst and u know it
Sorry not sorry 4 friendzoning
I think I'm gonna start pickling things and making jam and kimchi and basically anything I can keep in a mason jar for a long time.
I think it's time for Americans to realize that Trump is SERIOUSLY dangerous. Like, third reich dangerous. I'm actually really frightened.
So people realize that The Warehouse is just Hipster Hooters, right?
Art school is so fucked up you guys!!!!! Please spend your money on anything else.
My husband bought me kool-aid jammers because I'm sick and he's a hero
Stone age lover
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