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It's so goddamn hottttttt 😓
Ooh you're 47 years old, unemployed AND in bankruptcy?? Let's get married!
Treva: what’s you’re name going to be in Vegas?
Me: Charlie cuz that’s my name
T: I still haven’t come up with mine yet
M: how about Treva?
I only buy lite salad dressing so I can use twice as much.
Low battery. Sweet.
Respect women. Always. Except in the bedroom. Then treat that bitch like a dirty whore.
Nonsense for the sake of nonsense is nonsense.
One, two, buckle my shoe. Three, four, you're a whore.
*flicking the foreheads of all the annoying people in all the world*
Are medicinal blowjobs a thing yet?
I just completely lost the last 3 minutes. I either blacked out or lost my wifi signal. Im affraid i cant tell the difference.
Me: Plz go get mommys phone charger. 4: What will u give me? Me: I gave birth to u. 4: Whats birf? Me: Fine. Ill take u 4 ice cream later.
I could never b a telemarketer. Ive heard me talk to telemarketers. Im too sensitive for that shit.
An atheist so sexist, racist, and hateful-I'd swear he's a Christian in disguise. *Block*
Never been married but I've heard a Taylor Swift song so I know the gist of it.