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Your cleavage looks like a burrito.... Nice.
Well... You look crazy as fuck... Can I see your tits?
When did Friday night become political shit Twitter?
Pandora is playing nothing but shit tonight.
There is no fucking reason for this many people to be at the gas station.
The biggest problem that I have with your thought about the matter is that it fits on a piece of poster-board.
Thunder Thighs sound enticing.
No. I'm not going to follow that one back. I don't want the "Thanks for following! Check me out on SnapChat!" direct message.
Can't have all the women in TX looking like Sarah. Then, all you asswipes would move here.
3 out of 4 toddlers agree that Chinese toys taste best.
Hey dude ... your wife is hot as fuck.
If it weren't so creepy, I'd make a list of the chicks and name it "Close Enough To Drive To", just to see what they do.
It doesn't matter what the question is. If she shows her tits, her answer is the right answer.
I've never had any of me stuck in a toaster, so that's a win.
You guys are WAY better than Spellcheck.
Unless you're a chick with no shirt on, stop telling me what to do.
You are not nearly hot enough to be so picky.
What I've done at work today:
1. Turned on laptop
2. Drank coffee
Let's stop trying to piss me off, before you succeed.
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