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Send her a kissy face emoji.... She loves kissy faces.
Thinking about it, I've never seen a hot chick at the bus stop.
If you aren't going to listen to my advice, I'm forever off the hook for listening to you bitch when it fails.
Hey, Christians, people claim to have seen Elvis after his death, too.
Just because someone is older, doesn't mean they're wiser.
Stupid people grow old too.
Here, you can have this knife back.
Just to level up my Super Daddy title, this weekend, we're going fossil hunting!
Apple CEO cane out as gay. And, nobody gives a fuck.
She's a 5' 2", blonde haired, blue eyed picture of awesomeness with the patience of Job. What's not to like?
Is it National Lick An Ebola Patient Day yet?
Wait... These people are watching college volleyball on purpose??
If a company I do business with wants to sell my data, they should be required to pay me for it... Not the other way around.
I'll let all these guys have the elevator.
This sushi bar has Michael Buble on loop. The fuck?
So.... You got 100k followers by posting porn pics?
Long story short, I got my shirt back from the goat.
Why do all these asshats have their phones on speaker!?
OMG! There's an Office Max!
*goes inside - never seen again*
You're like the Nicholas Cage of Twitter. There's not a tweet you'll save no to.
If you follow me, odds are good that I'll follow back. If you then unfollow, same odds. I'm an asswipe like that.
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