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I just go into stores to take advantage of their air conditioning.
This dude is talking about aluminum roof racks like anybody else gives a flying fuck.
I'm sorry. I don't feel guilty just because I'm white. I am not guilty of somebody else's sins.
The first person I think about in the morning is myself... I'm the one.
Note to self:
Stop sending notes to yourself.
Me: I think this waitress wants me
Wife: How can you tell?
M: She keeps coming back!
*Sir, here's your water*
W: You're stupid
Just had a truck full of Mexicans pull up and mow my yard... God, I love Texas!
People who live where it's cold, and bitch about the cold, shut the fuck up.
People who live where it's hot, and bitch about the heat, same
If you think your problem is because somebody else is a different race, newsflash.... YOU'RE THE FUCKING PROBLEM.
That knows no race.
I've noticed that the NSA is really good at catching nobody while stirring up fear.
You're gorgeous, but bitchy as fuck.
I post typos so I know who to unfollow.
And, for our anniversary, she actually watched Ronda Rousey whoop the Bulldog's ass!
Short of being close to divorce for a couple of years, it's amazing that (after reconciliation) we've made 17 years...
I don't mean to brag, but I can understand why a bulk of you are single.
You have two tits! Use them!
Any ladies want to lay around naked? Yeah, I have to get up anyway.
Just a dude doing stuff... Like, moving along... RAWR
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