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Anytime somebody yells "don't worry, I have a plan", there is no fucking plan.
Big dude at the bar is drinking short beers, yet goes to the bathroom every 15 mins, like clockwork.
Waitress: Can I get you anything to drink?
Me: What bodily fluids do you offer?
Apparently, they don't like you answering with a question.
Shoot me... I was just tapping my toes to an Adele song.
I was going to read your post, but it had words in it.
Dear people who sit at the bar top, and order water.... Bartenders hate you.
Sooooo.... I heard Buffalo has had a wee bit of snow....
Debbie Gibson is 44, and still pretty... Don't ask what sent me on that tangent.
For my 14yo's birthday dinner, she chooses pizza.... Good girl!
Today, my 13yo is no longer a 13yo... She's a 14yo!
Damn. According to my boss, my boss is apparently too pretty for math.
My Super Power?
I'm able to tell the sex of any person just by feeling their genitals.
Damn. Does this dude ever shut up? And, how does his girlfriend stand that talking?
I'm hungry... Bring me a beer.
Love me, or hate me.... It's still an obsession.
- LADY SOVEREIGN
I don't mute... I just go ahead and block.
Who ordered the fucking snow!?
Houston Texans, OKC Thunder, Dallas Mavericks, Dallas Stars, FC Dallas!
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