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A liquor store with signs saying Liquor, Tobacco, and Jesus Saves.... Don't see that too often.
I have some dumb as fuck self imposed rules.
I have an idea.... Grow a pair, and act like a fucking man, dipshit.
After all the shit, a friend is still there for you.
I want to take a selfie with this chick's ass.
After all my name changes, you should know that this is a recycled name. And, I don't plan on going through this again.
Don't be keels just because your girlfriend likes me more.
Oh, I'll be a perfect gentleman, until I want more.
That hair! That makeup! You HAVE to live in Dallas.
Put it away, Miley. Nobody wants to see it.
My favorite color is her.
Okay. I'm laughing my ass off at that one. Which, of course, means it won't get any stars.
Oh, don't act like I don't want me.
Don't make me misinterpret what you're saying.
Alright. Which one of you is responsible for turning my phone's wifi off?
Hoping for a rain out of soccer tonight....
I want to see you in your little black dress, just so I can watch it come off.
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