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Just an FYI. In a few days, I'll be uninstalling Twitter from my phone for a while. I WILL STILL HAVE TWITTER, but won't have access.
Geezus... How do you make fajitas with no flavor?! You have to work your ass off to make that happen!
Can I have you?
Will you just go ahead and stay naked?
I put the "potato" in "tailpipe".
Am I doing this right?
I'm just sitting here.... In America.... Like an American Idle.
I don't care if you're a bitch anyway... Hell, I ignore everything you say all day already.
I still fit into the same skin I had in high school.
These people at work won't shut up! Is this what it's like for people who are nice all the time!?
I want off this ride!
Snow so white that Spike Lee refuses to go to the east coast.
We don't need no stinking commas!
- today's grammar, because we're raising dumbasses
Guys, I was just doing some reading. Did you know that snow in January is COMMON!?
Dear "slut shamer",
You realize that nobody wants to fuck you, right? It's probably your shitty attitude.
Dear people looking for a protein bar,
If you're looking at a grocery store, those are shit.
Wait! I didn't mean to fave that!
Weird. Since I haven't had a drop of alcohol in 2016, I haven't had a hangover.
Just a dude doing stuff... Like, moving along... RAWR
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