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I'll bet all you guys saying you'll move to Canada if Trump wins don't.
If it's "none of our business", stop telling us about it on the Internet.
OMG! CAN EVERYBODY NOT SLAM ON YOUR BRAKES JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT!?
I call bullshit. You aren't good looking enough to get drunk for free.
What do you mean, you don't have any mixed fruit jelly? What kind of two bit establishment is this?!
I'm almost done with tomorrow.
It's "no" your final answer?
Your burkha is super sexy. Now, put it back on.
Welcome to the disappointment.
Now, now.... I wouldn't go that far
"Let me Google that for you."
- me, whenever somebody asks me a question.
Or, you could turn your crazy down to 5.
My youngest has long curly hair, so it's everywhere... Including my brand new socks which haven't been opened yet!
Can't. I'm collaborating.
It's been 10 minutes since your last post. Are you okay?
I don't have the energy to hate anyone.
My coworker is hot. But, I wouldn't have sex with her.
Unless she asks nicely.
Shout out to Texas women!
Oh, I'm not in the rescue business. Your drama is not the same as my drama.
Survival Rule: If it looks like it can eat you, just assume it will.
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