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I'm confident... But, not "wear a lycra body suit" confident.
*Hears phone ring*
*Looks at the guy next to me*
*Guys grabs his phone, and flips it open like he's on Star Trek*
United States Womens Soccer tonight!!
Dallas Stars hockey tonight!!
World Series Game 3 tonight!!
And, my whole afternoon just came free.... Can you say "the weekend starts now!"?
Oh, the hot Indian chick is looking extra hot today. Go me!
Is that the Frito Lay guy coaching the Broncos?
You Christians and your "fire insurance". It doesn't give you an automatic out of responsibility.
No, no, no... Make this meeting as painful as possible...
If I had a thigh gap, it be filled with my balls.
You blurred your face, but not your tits?
I think Sir MixALot was off-base.
Nice multiple layers of makeup, lady.
Dear people who scour Twitter looking to see if a tweet was stolen..... Get a fucking job.
How do my favorite family member and I get along so well? Easy - we don't talk politics.
Hey, remember that one second that Sigourney Weaver was hot?
Yeah, neither do I.
Dear DM'er, if you really wanted to convert me, you'd give me facts, not fiction.
I don't know. I've fucked a sock... It's nothing like a vagina.
Thanks, Google, but I realize it's 70 and clear... Because, I'm not a total fucking idiot.
I mean, I've seen the ancient aliens dude.... And, if that's your hairstyle, I can guess why you're single.
I put the "i" in "fuck you".
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