Nothing in this life has worked better than just being myself.

Falling in love is like taking a bullet to the head, it only happens once and you may or may not survive it.

A person's most attractive quality is being forbidden.

I unlocked the "stupid bitch that falls for the same lie over and over again" sticker on Twitter.

"Stalker" is a heavy word. I prefer "thorough watcher".

4 unfollows? Is it because I'm poor? :'(

Enamorarse es como perder la virginidad; sólo te pasa una vez. #trentuit

I got so creative at building up walls because of relationships failing, I ended up with a labyrinth.

Sorry babe, I can't attend your dramas right now.
I'm far too busy being delicious.

Ugly people have the right to love too. Not that we want them reproducing or anything... but they do.

I know people who will die tweeting about what their first earthquake felt like.

If laughing is the best medicine, then why don't hospitals have laughing gas chambers?

Quisiera ser "nadie" para cuando te pregunten "¿Y con quién estás saliendo?".

"I won't allow it from Will Smith and I won't allow it from you. Go shave that horrible mustache!" ~ Me talking to granny.

Soy cinta negra en encontrar lo que no estoy buscando.

I like making love romantically, just like they describe it in hip hop songs.

Wow! My TL is on fire. I just cried, laughed, introverted and masturbated, almost at the same time.

I am a sex bot outside of Twitter.

Me siento gordo, sentimental y vulnerable. ¿Será que ya me vino?

Disaster news: Turns out my stalkers aren't faithful to me. :(