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Honey I love you, but video games.
Guys if you shit your pants your boss will let you go home early!
What's the deal with penises? Seriously I don't have one.
Whenever I puke off of my balcony I try to avoid pedestrians.
Just figured out the name of my fetish!
If napolean were born today he would be the worlds best starcraft player.
This one time I sneezed an entire red gummy bear. I thought you should know.
I 'm pretty sure white people write "periods pieces" so they can say "ni**er"
As far as bodily functions go, I propose that #3 be vomiting.
It's Rebecca Black Friday!
It's so awesome that guys don't have to wipe.
"Kiss me Allan!" - Boobs
I bet KE$HA's pussy tastes like MSG.
How did we poop before twitter?
Chicks! Get a wax before your next pap test! Impress a rich doctor!
I'm terrified of bumping in to my ex-girlfriend. Thank god she's dead.
Yes they sell disembodied vaginas as sex toys, in case anyone wondered how feminism is going.
I'm not a funny guy but I play one on twitter. Also I fart more than you. PSN: TheNoPantsMan