Let 2013 be the year you guys stop RTing @robdelaney

@chelseavperetti I just left work. Now I am going home to see my dog. I miss him a lot. His name is Karl. Bye.

#FF @duncantrussell @joemande @johnnypemberton @annielederman (also, please arrange for these strangers to speak at my funeral)
#thankyou

Major Lazer pup pic.twitter.com/MxunKkoADy

#FF my twitter crushes of the week, @djrotaryrachel, @laytesagain and of course my @kdn13!
#🌋

Matt brought us #VoodooDoughnuts but Brendon ruined it!  http://vine.co/v/bve2vqmUQBK 

@robdelaney celebrate by getting off twitter.

I'm watching my boyfriend play some sort of violent video game live, and you should too.
 http://machinimalive.com 
#murder

IF YOU RT @robdelaney I UNFOLLOW!

@marissaaross !!! My heaven is a sleeping bag, an electric heater and a few pain killers on an empty stomach!
#soulmate

@meganneuringer I really appreciated your role in #Bachelorette!
#youmovedemhipsnice

I'm pretty sure Whitney's nightstand looked similar #bettyford http://t.co/iODRUBgy

Happy Father's Day to ultimate OG and the man who taught me how to make people laugh. #thedailydad #dad #wi http://t.co/VmVpfgC5

I like a good Chardonnay. I hate nothing more than a bad Chardonnay.
#thereisafuckingdifference
#winetime
(cc @marissaaross)

@meganneuringer I think it's Tuesday.

@meganneuringer no, actually it makes you skinny!
#gluediettrendalert

@marissaaross obviously Barry
#bestcomplimentever

@benkronberg is fancy sauce okay?

@benkronberg guess who is ordering some striped bass right now?!
#THISBITCH

New drinking game: drink every time I roll my eyes in a meeting!