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All my Facebook suggested friends are other people's pets.
No room at the inn? #OccupyManger
19/20 of the most recent pictures on my phone are of my cat and the other is of a cat in a magazine that looked like my cat.
I really like "The Little Mermaid," but she's essentially an underwater hoarder who reacted really poorly to her dad's intervention.
I wish that upon entering adulthood you were given a magic box full of the superhuman abilities you assumed adults had when you were a kid.
Reading The Shining. A book fell off the bookshelf. Screamed and terrified the cat.
I never know what to do when tour groups come through the newsroom. Do I acknowledge their presence or is that breaking the fourth wall??
I'm told there may be some popular sportsball event on. But I'm trying to research cat litter here. In a slanket.
"I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich." — Liz Lemon
Art director. Connoisseur of awkward stock imagery. Talking about books at @AllieGreads. (Opinions are my own.)