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  • Allstalkedout
      Clown @Allstalkedout

    Deliberately not eating all day so you get drunk faster, is my tip to beat the recession and obesity.

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    TweeetmebadhenreeaCrackedIllusioneviltasticChuckyZeesBrunoTyshredroomrantingsSaint_Joseph104
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    IronPugsleySaint_Joseph104VikeeysSecret23_LiesVonBrutal________NourhanGrzisoalthenejumabr
    DocBrown21claire_mudieedheenan__________ImHopel3ss
  • Allstalkedout
      Clown @Allstalkedout

    A relationship without smoking hot, raw, untamed sex is a friendship and well.. Fuck that

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    TweeetmebadHacknSprayhowe007ZepsBlackDog42DaveTheAlbinoLivsey1specialkrs1______wickernutter
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    VikeeysSecretaltheneOggienotsCaptianRamRodDocBrown21LEW11990gkid19____Just_a_fella
    Jennifergr8
  • Allstalkedout
      Clown @Allstalkedout

    Guy with over plucked eyebrows and a false tan is trying to tell me these size 10 stripper shoes r for his gf.. Yea yea. Threw in some lube

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    TweeetmebadHacknSprayalthenexMistressVxlife_suckerDocBrown21jazmasta__UnitePink
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    RepublicanSwineIlliter8__________anon99percenterJaySaysStuffB_poling82claire_mudieJennifergr8Squizbot
    VolcanoWolf______
  • Allstalkedout
      Clown @Allstalkedout

    My kid just asked the Burkah woman why she was fat if she was a ninja.
    Justice.
    True

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    TweeetmebadeviltasticHacknSpraysususudafedaltheneroadkill3xtravisauruss______xMistressVx
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    Firetastictatkatt__________ColoChiverLargotierTomFoxTomHawkesBayclaire_mudieeviltastic
    DeanOkay
  • Allstalkedout
      Clown @Allstalkedout

    Nothing says it's summer in Scotland like the smell of charring gingerhaired people....

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    TweeetmebadHacknSpraysususudafedalthenemydanimarietravisauruss______meisologylife_sucker
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    altheneDocBrown21Favstar250joanneprice6Jennifergr8SquizbotRunawaySlaves1samyspaz__________
    emirkr
  • Allstalkedout
      Clown @Allstalkedout

    I need to be hate fucked.

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    TweeetmebadHacknSprayevilgeniuscsiFake_Nombre______jimmy_talonsVonBrutal________NeonWhiskyxMistressVx
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    fvckeryyVonBrutal________NymphoFor________Scypher24claire_mudielife_suckerAddis2RealNimbu77
    MissVodka_ka_ka__
  • Allstalkedout
      Clown @Allstalkedout

    Don't judge about me tweeting and driving, my other job is an Apache Gun Ship pilot. This is small potatoes.

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    TweeetmebadHacknSprayrichneezytravisauruss______life_suckerDocBrown21jazmasta__ka_unplugged______
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    travisauruss______jazmasta__68_mad____________SquizbotHalf_A_Jaffa______TheDing08urBaby__Riffraff451xMistressVx
  • Allstalkedout
      Clown @Allstalkedout

    Just because I'm addicted to you, doesn't make me needy. It does however make you lucky as fuck.

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    TweeetmebadHacknSprayNeonWhiskyxMistressVxJTQuestdee7484DocBrown21vonngilmore
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    DocBrown21NatalieFuentessMichaelHuntFsCamiCraze________KayceecaDawnova__morrggannSthemark2012JenniferLSmithC__
    samyspaz__________
  • Allstalkedout
      Clown @Allstalkedout

    Soo the lesbian orgy went well today.... Pretty sure I could use a man about now though, kinda feels like riding Velcro after a while.

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    TweeetmebadHacknSpraymydanimariexMistressVxDocBrown21jazmasta__DoubleDigit13TheTennisPhenom
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    DocBrown2168_mad____________SquizbotZedRebeldoobwoobClare_innitfastmofobansheealpha_extrm
  • Allstalkedout
      Clown @Allstalkedout

    Fucking rad idea for my new avi!!
    MY TITS!!!!
    I know?!!! Awesome. Dunno it just came to me there.
    I'm a fucking pioneer round these parts

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    TweeetmebadHacknSpraymydanimariexMistressVxDocBrown21jazmasta__epiphany333Hipyeti
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    Squizbotthesheriff69a____claire_mudieTheTennisPhenom_Prozach74________MrToletonCognitive_Disskamtweeting
    TheTennisPhenomborislell
  • Allstalkedout
      Clown @Allstalkedout

    "Camel toe check, ass eating up panties check. Fuckin smokin!" - fatties checking the mirror before leavin the house in leggings
    Probably

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    TweeetmebadHacknSprayxMistressVxjazmasta__claire_mudieTheTennisPhenomRockendenka_unplugged______
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    68_mad____________Squizbotjimbodyer1A_Bit_Too_Rude____worley_7C_Jones5BristolSweetsalpha_extrm
  • Allstalkedout
      Clown @Allstalkedout

    Johnny Walker tastes better straight from the bottle and at this time of the day. Who knew? Dont judge I'm the boss and I'm Scottish. cheers

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    TweeetmebadHacknSprayxMistressVxkosindjazmasta__TheTennisPhenomRockendenka_unplugged______
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    jazmasta__Squizbotpsmike59Prize_fighter1samyspaz__________monikawilliams5MrToletonfavstar1000favs
  • Allstalkedout
      Clown @Allstalkedout

    Nipple claims??? Yea?? FUCK YOU IPHONE??? Clamps, fucking clamps. Nipple clamps. Jesus, fuck..

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    TweeetmebadHacknSprayNeonWhiskyxMistressVxjazmasta__Liquorface________TheTennisPhenomka_unplugged______
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    SquizbotNymphoFor________Soo_ScandaloussMrToletonblindlegendarykamtweetingladyfiredancerfavstar1000favs
    kamtweeting
  • Allstalkedout
      Clown @Allstalkedout

    I know when I'm in the garage fighting it out with my punchbag, my neighbours think I'm having angry sex so I throw in a few of "fuck yes's"

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    TweeetmebadHacknSprayxMistressVxjazmasta__BrittanyLauren5kylewildKenGuernseyTheTennisPhenom
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    TheTennisPhenomSquizbotwheresmystarr____BarebakAssassinfastmofobansheealpha_extrmDollydimp71ExcuseMyTweets__
  • Allstalkedout
      Clown @Allstalkedout

    I fucking hate you, you fucking retarded, pickled, bastarding let down...
    Me: to my brain, reading all your tweets that shoulda been mine.

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    TweeetmebadHacknSprayxMistressVxJazzzzzminajazmasta__claire_mudieTheTennisPhenomka_unplugged______
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    BabetteJonesMattTheMedic68_mad____________SquizbotjaslakhmnaHeskiiTumoronot_LottieMrToleton
    Clare_innit
  • Allstalkedout
      Clown @Allstalkedout

    Still trying to decide if I should drive to the bank machine tipsy, or just pay my dealer with sex....... Again.

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    TweeetmebadHacknSprayxMistressVxColoChiverjazmasta__Liquorface________claire_mudie_Bacon_Tits_
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    TheTennisPhenomSquizbotwheresmystarr____jgibs76A_Bit_Too_Rude____BristolSweetsChrisTNotChristalpha_extrm
  • Allstalkedout
      Clown @Allstalkedout

    Funny how my bf's all over the threesome idea until I introduce him to Dave.

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    TweeetmebadHacknSprayNeonWhiskylullaby_free____ColoChiverjazmasta__lmichelleincSidusNova
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    SquizbotlmichelleincSidusNovaclaire_mudievickyvolcanicJThomasBraggdick_ishElloMoe__________
    A_Bit_Too_Rude____fastmofobanshee
  • Allstalkedout
      Clown @Allstalkedout

    I'd probably have way more followers if I wasn't so into Anal, great at blow jobs, and game for 3somes.
    Them the blows man...

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    HacknSprayxMistressVxjazmasta__Liquorface________TheTennisPhenomka_unplugged______drunkNnaughtySCbchbum
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    Squizbotworley_7gideonmoody______alpha_extrmfavstar1000favsMrsGoose69ImHopel3ssfastmofobanshee
  • Allstalkedout
      Clown @Allstalkedout

    If you just star every single tweet of mine, even the shit ones.
    I assume you want in my pants.

    Because that's how i play
    :))

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    gaggenaumanHacknSprayxMistressVxJazzzzzminajazmasta__Liquorface________TheTennisPhenomka_unplugged______
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    WoolfDangaggenaumanSquizbotHeloSwingTheTrueDocLovegingerweeds______samyspaz__________favstar1000favs
  • Allstalkedout
      Clown @Allstalkedout

    My fucking jeans couldn't be any tighter and still no camel toe!!
    How in the fuck do I do that.
    I want one

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    HacknSprayxMistressVxJazzzzzminajazmasta__TheTennisPhenomka_unplugged______ChrisTNotChristdrunkNnaughty
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    Squizbottaken_time_out____favstar1000favsgiantsshirt______fastmofobanshee_tn56____________Jeff_in_NC________Better_Clever
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@Allstalkedout

Every time someone serious @ replys me about one of my tweets, I punch a baby in the face. Thems the rules!