Yes she did #loser "@todayshow: "She did not kill her daughter." -#CaseyAnthony defense attorney Cheney Mason."

#ff @fake_dispatch @fozziesrevenge @fsusteve @fuckatherapist @hahasuckaaa @jesusmargarcia @hippoarmy @hightwibe

"@andymalt: Dave Grohl ejects fan for fighting http://t.co/ye7PbwT" I heart Dave...sigh.

"@whocuppedmycake: Can't we all just sing The Breeders?"no, but I can cover the bass.

"@rightgirl: Do you say underwears with an s? Stop it right the fuck now." Yeah, friggin' quit it already. Bet they go to WalMarts too.

@mike_wrong good to know!

@mrwordsworth wise men.... isn't that an oxymoron anyway?

@mrwordsworth who needs a reason?

@intoxicatweeted make sure that asshole doesn't get a raise

@popsno2 it pisses me off cuz I can't go to a special wigwam for 5 days

@sultryscarle You're fast. "She said her name was Bambi. And I said, really, cause I was just thinking bout skinning you like a deer."

U need a Twitter girlfriend. Poor Jesus "@jesusmargarcia: I feel very lovesick right now. Miss everything #IHatebeingsingle"

"@onlyastoner: "blazing" a trail http://t.co/2R0X60o"look out for that tree!

"@fozziesrevenge: started this day off right! i shower sang the shit out of "unbreak my heart""u kill me

@mike_wrong considering your avi, I can underatand why they find you suspicious :-)

"@jenbernic: @sgs711 Funny!!! http://t.co/UBe3DgS" not funny,that's fucking awesome. Nice shot.

"@mauriceblitz: Well, here's to hoping someone steals Casey Anthony's sports memorabilia and she gets arrested trying to get it back."

"@fozziesrevenge: you guys!!!! la bamba is on!!!! drink everytime bob is mexican!!!!" You're gonna get shitfaced! *spoiler*

"@fozziesrevenge: you guys!!!! la bamba is on!!!! drink everytime bob is mexican!!!!" [Screaming] NOOOOO BOB, NOT MY RITCHIE!

My #QUESTION of the day is this; when did I become the wife that goes to charity banquets?