Thank you for waiting til I was fully dressed, and halfway to school, to let me know school was cancelled.

Elton John is going to be on the new Fall Out Boy album? Please excuse me while I fan girl.

I bite my thumb at you

It took me til my senior year to realize practically everyone in cr is either a bitch, disrespectful, or just too fucking weird.

@capnfilly hey fuck you and fuck off.

IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR AMERICAN HORROR STORY! EVERYONE GET TO THE TV!

I see you're showing some shoulder. Slut

German gingerbread project this Saturday..shit.

Fuck you Fil.

Dover lost and CR won. HA!

Aren't you such a cute stoned couple? NO. YOU'RE NOT, SO GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE.

So, this was more of a storm than it was a hurricane.

OooooOoOOO my belly hurt worse naow

I swear @izzadore forever looks good in school. She could probably wear a pillow case and make it nice.

I love KFC and big booty hoes.

Peppermint butler is the cutest little fucker doe!

He's having a music battle with death.. how much acid does it take to be the creator of Adventure Time?

Someone just called and asked if I knew the number to another pizza place.

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

There's a difference between being two-faced and being a civil human being.

Now that I'm a senior, I hope there is a shit load of snow storms and snow days. #bringiton