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It's illegal to have sex with porcupines in Florida...DAMN IT WHY DID I EVEN MOVE.
FUCK WORLD WIDE DAY OF PLAY, I WANT SPONGEBOB, NICKELODEON.
You're wearing socks at the beach and you still have friends? What?
Okay I'm ready to retire and live on the beach
You're butt looks like sandpaper
I'm the only John Wayne left in this town
There's some girl popping her boyfriends back pimples on the beach right now. 😷
Sometimes I just want to sniff laundry detergent forever
HELL YEAH, SHARK WEEK! LETS GO!!
I know that's the whole point of ask, but I always want to know who asked what.
SHARK WEEK STARTS THIS SUNDAY HELL YES
Fat bottom girls, you make the rockin world go round
Sometimes I miss being squad mom lmfao
THOSE GLASSES ARE NOT PRESCRIPTION YOU PHONEY BOLONGA
People who have iPhones and don't use emojis make me sick.
Thanks for showing me EVERY FUCKING ANGLE OF YOUR AVERAGE BATHING SUIT IN A PICSTITCH.
I hate this state so much it makes me sad now.