Twitter has been good for my paranoia. I finally feel as is if nobody is following me.

I appreciate your moves like jagger. It's your STDs like Keith Richards that's has me worried.

This is how I feel http://t.co/fUEKkI2k

@linzh0e my two dogs are my buddies, phycologists and keep me grounded.

Super sassy @sugarrrocks rocks more than others. She's pretty too. She even talked to me, so there is that.

@linzh0e if I can't be your husband. Can I be on the guest list?

@deer0se I'd say mother nature did you fine. Made you very cute and created weed.

@loverebelrock your eyes are hypnotic

Just looked at my timeline and the first 11 tweets were pictures of women's naked stuff. Obviously I win twitter.

@charlienoodz keep up the good work.

@linzh0e that's why all I need are my dogs.

#ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear. "Now disease free"

@sugarrrocks ditto. You'll hate me more.

Yup. The bigger the tailpipe. The bigger the douche.

@loverebelrock super sassy. What a beauty.