Guys! Guys! It’s ok, seven of the sales people had a meeting and they know how to fix the website.

STOP THE PRESS!! WOMAN IN MILTON KEYNES HAS iPHONE APP APPROVED -  http://www.mk-news.co.uk/News/Computer-giants-Apple-approve-MK-residents-phone-app-20130215125143.htm … (via @zolmo_tc) (via @carlmartin) <~ Local news!!!!

If someone goes to the gym, but they don’t tweet and/or Facebook about it… did they really go?

Just bought shares in @realoviedofc  http://cl.ly/Kds8 

They produced Cazorla, Mata & Michu - get a share for £10, save the club.

I made an app for very young children, (1-2 year olds). I Can Doodle - the colouring book app for very young children! http://t.co/hVkdiQwF

iOS keyboard shortcut @@ => my email address. Made a big difference to my typing! (via @glenathan) Genius!

Brain-damaged amputee fit for work, says Atos  http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/braindamaged-amputee-fit-for-work-says-atos-8547539.html … via @independent <- just fucking sickening

Quite an interesting way of hiding the git internals behind a workflow  http://www.wingmanapp.com/ 

Job ad says “Must have Magneto experience” - this guy’s a shoo in. pic.twitter.com/6z5rOJ3B

John terry. In his kit, so he can pretend he played when he looks back in years to come. Twat.

Scandalous behaviour by East Renfrewshire council -  http://idea15.wordpress.com/2013/03/13/east-renfrewshire-a-place-that-blows/ …

I just backed Real Python for Web Development, featuring web2py on @kickstarter  http://kck.st/VQj8hq 

A new mug for the office, present from @randomfactor @  http://5pm.co.uk   http://instagr.am/p/VJIqWLOxUt/ 

Friend looking for an intro to web dev course - am I right in thinking this was good?  http://www.stow.ac.uk/business-courses/ruby-on-rails---web-development-234.html … Someone at Techmeetup ran it?

So if I subscribed to The Loop magazine on my phone, I can’t get issues on iPad also?

About fucking time the internet gave us a cat dressed as a shark riding a Roomba chasing a duck.  http://24.media.tumblr.com/6986166623219890aecb766874bcdd14/tumblr_mldjvvNI0Z1r6uouqo1_500.gif … (via @effandsteph)

I grew up on the internet, and this is what it looked like:

Geocities theme for Bootstrap

 http://divshot.github.io/geo-bootstrap/  (via @dorkitude) love it!

Let me colonize the next 30 minutes of your life...  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions … (via @dougcoupland) <— just lost my morning!

Time from meeting starting to first incident of large body of work being talked about that isn’t in spec: 8 minutes.

Job advert says "We require a very strong iPad developer" > better get my ass to crossfit.