Applebee's are like the Nickelback of food

All time best studio quote: "You are veering dangerously towards Creedville." - Trent Bell, Producer/Tape-Op Contributor @studioquotes

"Swag" is officially the PT Cruiser of words.

"Thanks for the follow" seems really Myspacey

A new study says Americans whine a lot for a big bunch of fat people with cable and smartphones

Dubstep is the Beanie Babies of music trends

"Mumford & Sons" sounds like the name of a successful salvage operation

Is there a refund provision if one of the Rolling Stones dies during a performance or is that part of the show?

Republicans and Democrats have blocked recognition or eligibility of any other political parties in the state of Oklahoma @therealroseanne

YOLO stands for Your One Lactating Orangutan, I think. I'm totally not up on these new terms.

Facebook's new iPhone Camera app enables users to download photo locations directly into the user's CIA file

Lose is associated with possession. Loose denotes tension. They are different words. Please.

I keep waiting for other Buick drivers to give me a special "in the know" nod while I'm in this loaner

My house was spared from the OKC tornado

Nice weather in the OKC. Also, I'm sick of people

"Live a little. It's only a cupcake." - People in office weight loss contests

I wish I was a cat. A crisis in my cat's world is if a moth gets in the house or the litter box is slightly dirty.

Somewhere someone is watching Twilight DVDs or playing Xbox instead of voting

Ever hear "there must be something wrong with them" about a person being single? Maybe the person is fine and society has something wrong...

My life is much better since Starbucks brought back the Turkey Cranberry latte