All palaces are temporary palaces!

@m1keyreeves oh, heeey pizza!!

Gone fishin'!

I just found a $5 bill with some lyrics written all over it. Gettin' that rap money!!

When someone says no for the whole table when the waiter asks if we want desert.. Bitch, I might

The only thing I learned last night was that I should have stayed home.

I'm really good at breathing.

Just out here riding 4-wheelers with my nephews. About this country life! pic.twitter.com/Fu7y8HeWuN

I avoided everything I didn't want to do today while simultaneously not doing what I actually did want to do. I conquered procrastination.

Be kind to people, especially the ones with a pool.

Someone should make a joke on Twitter about Crocs. I bet they'd get a lot of retweets.

Hey. @mytightashhole pic.twitter.com/pmPsXrvkLN

My doctor just asked me what I thought my best personality trait was. I froze for a second then responded with, "hungry."

Told a Starbucks guy my name was Primrose Everdeen & he wouldn't write it on my cup. Really wanted to yell "I volunteer as tribute!" after.

I'm still going to pretend mimosas are a part of a balanced nutritious breakfast. That guy was crazy.

Nothing is more peaceful than sitting at a table full of stoners whose food has just arrived!

"I'll take one glass of attention, please." - Selfies

I feel an immediate love connection between @wakaflockabsm and @amandabynes!

Unfortunately for these nice girls hitting on these hot guys at the bar, beauty on the inside isn't getting them free drinks tonight.

Some peoples ignorance is way more scandalous than my promiscuity.