I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole. ~ @morgonfreeman #quote /via @cjreddy

People! Stop injecting shit in your lips. It doesn't make you look full-lipped. It makes you look like you just injected shit in your lips.

Please read this short essay before you casually use the word "retarded"➛ http://t.co/n2SJB6in /via @rhettreese @thegabestofall

Full moon rises through Olympic Rings http://t.co/Aw24TLhC h/t @reuters /via @heykim

I'm not sure why women think plastic surgery makes them look younger. It doesn't. It just makes them look like they've had plastic surgery.

For each tweet with the #RTforLiteracy hashtag, Random House is donating $1 to Room to Read literacy programs! /via @biz

☠ WARNING: Do not click on any tweets with WTF in them - Twitter worm is spreading. /via @avinio @mathewi

#Oklahoma - If you are displaced, Univ. of #Ok is opening up housing to help you - Call 405-325-2511! #tornado #Moore /via @heykim

If you're paparazzi hunting down Steve Jobs for a glimpse into his illness, you are disgusting. Let the man have the dignity he deserves.

Rest in Peace (in a delux apartment in the sky), Sherman Hemsley.

So... if you turn the new Twitter logo upside-down, it's Batman. http://t.co/hJZ0MBYi /via @joshhelfferich @heykim

☛John Lennon nailed it. http://t.co/5T3ii7a1
/via @joerogan @lockedown815 @heykim

❗Here's where to donate blood in MA:  http://www.redcrossblood.org/ma  /via @improvasylum #BostonMarathon @heykim

#Norman Regional Hospital have a 9 yr old from the #Moore #tornado.They need to find her parents. Her name is Kaylee Hawkins. /via @heykim

Today is the 57th Anniversary of the day Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat on that bus pic.twitter.com/QvOaNEmX /via @whitehouse @heykim

McDonald's oatmeal has MORE sugar than a Snickers & only 10 less calories than a cheeseburgers: http://t.co/2eMlaZLe /via @omgfacts

5 Things You Need To Know about @instagram's new terms of service  http://huff.to/TslZf5  /via @heykim

Dear Auto Correct, Duck you. Sincerely, Everyone

Whitney Houston's Last Performance: 'Yes, Jesus Loves Me' Night Before She Passed http://t.co/B8MRGqcq /via @heykim

Thank goodness for people who are kind #sandy pic.twitter.com/Do9M8Jag /via @carriefairygirl