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cry me a lake by justin timberriver
I wish we could steal people's endorphins... U right there jogging... I want your endorphins. I could go for some of that good mood fluff
Remember when we didn't have the Internet?
Well, aren't we in a pickle... Never really understood that. Well, aren't we in a cucumber soaked in vinegar and water.
Awkward follows me around like crazy in a can
Gangster is a language all in its own. Sorry I can't understand what you're saying. No it's me I swear I know English
What does "bat shit crazy" mean.
There's a thin line between insane and bat shit crazy
I just wanted to say bat shit
I just vacuumed the shit out of a spider.
Is the name Lavodka already taken? I want my first baby to be named that!
I wish we could speak with fractals, conversations would be amazing
Gumboots look like vaginas.. I wonder if the first person that decided to eat this thought the same thing... And they were like num num num
"It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again." now that would make a good lotion commercial. Sounds like good lotion.
It's amazing the things old people
Save. I mean come on grandma we don't need a thousand jars
Funny how we see faults in others yet forget to look at ourselves.
I'm the redhead of the family