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I wish we could steal people's endorphins... U right there jogging... I want your endorphins. I could go for some of that good mood fluff
Remember when we didn't have the Internet?
Gumboots look like vaginas.. I wonder if the first person that decided to eat this thought the same thing... And they were like num num num
"It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again." now that would make a good lotion commercial. Sounds like good lotion.
cry me a lake by justin timberriver
It's amazing the things old people
Save. I mean come on grandma we don't need a thousand jars
Funny how we see faults in others yet forget to look at ourselves.
I'm the redhead of the family
I only have so much patience before I share my crazy with u. Then it's on like donkey kong!
I just vacuumed the shit out of a spider.
Is the name Lavodka already taken? I want my first baby to be named that!
if you say yolo three times at 3:00am a white girl will climb in ur window and twerk
What rhymes with fug me?
Chewing with your mouth open is so not cute. U look like a giant vagina with teeth.
I don't know. Just because u don't have smelly balls doesn't mean I want them.