The funny thing about liars is, they're always the last to know they've been caught.

RT @nowaffles: Underneath it all we're just Jessie Spano with a handful of caffeine pills.

#Science RT @kimkardashian: If your heart leads u in the wrong direction, your internal GPS will take u where your meant to be in the end!

@thejennabee Hey that's me! 😒 But look who I get to marry... ☺

@thejennabee Oops. I guess I should have put a disclaimer for people who don't understand science. :/ #sorry

Sometimes I wonder if my learning disability has gone undetected for 27 years.

I got free Arby's today. Which means now I have to schedule time to be sick this afternoon.

Had nightmares of being kidnapped ALL night. And my father is definitely not Liam Neeson, so it was terrifying.

You know you love someone when you're happy for them even though they did something on your bucket list before you did.

Sometimes I won't order an everything bagel just because I think they are too conceited.

I do not require lots of attention. Just lots of alone time. There is a difference. Trust me.

Sonic The Bed Hog ™

It's hard to realize how much someone can bring you down until you realize how content you are without them. Truly, onward & upward in 2012.

Is it cool if my costume is Morgan Freeman when I see the Batman movie on Sunday? #BatmanTweet

Most decisions/problems/solutions are fairly simple. Leave it to us humans to try to complicate everything.

Twitter has become almost like Facebook's red headed little step brother. Almost.

Chris Bosh looks like Jar Jar Binks' little brother.

@thejennabee Congratulations! I did that all morning.

@magtastic A ;) would have been perfect after that statement.

"I'd rather be wrong about somebody than believe they're a terrible person." -My dad. He's pretty amazing.