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Thanks to hip hop, I can tell you the area codes of most major cities.
Lady at the gym: "What do you do?"
Me: "I'm a writer."
Lady: "No, I mean for a living."
I love walking into Victoria's Secret pregnant and reminding everyone this is what happens when you wear sexy underwear.
I wonder if Chris Martin is listening to a lot of Coldplay now.
No need to say "FYI." If you are speaking, you are giving me information.
I got an email reminder about a Bridal Show on Sunday. I forwarded it to my fiancé but changed the subject to FREE FOOD.
Kim Kardashian has dated, married, divorced, dated again, and gotten engaged again in a shorter time than it takes me to grow out my bangs.
"I do my best work when I'm micro- managed," -Nobody, ever.
My computer and my phone need to fucking figure out who is going to tell me I have new email first.
If you are a parent, no matter how old your children are, don't make them carry your burdens. Save them from your bad decisions.
The more I plan this wedding and the less I hear back from contacts at church/reception, etc...The better Vegas looks. $234 roundtrip tix!
If it weren't for scooping hard ice cream every night, my biceps wouldn't be so toned.
"I'm getting some Vitamin D." Or, you could be less obnoxious and say you're enjoying the weather.
Every office has a bully, a gossip, and someone who can’t pop popcorn without burning it.
No Crying At Work, The Onion, The Phoenix, Time Out NYC, Copywriter, Former Nickelodeon writer, Former Disney cast member.