The awkward moment when you break the law you proposed http://t.co/kFrJ6jfC

@kylekinane My favourite vegan joke: "How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?" "How many?" "I'm better than you." #IAmVegan

The @oatmeal made an animated .gif about SOPA, and it's fantastic. http://t.co/LfFWQsXJ

Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I'm better than you.

Billy Crystal as the Oscars host, Bradley Cooper as Sexiest Man Alive? Have we just completely stopped trying?

Watching Fresh Prince. Someone got to put this on their resume.  http://instagram.com/p/aZ0nD0RIM3/ 

I have this idea for something called Good Netflix. It's like regular Netflix except all of the movies are good.

"Just when you think this #muppetbattle is terrible, something wonderful happens." "What?" "It ends!" #statlerandwaldorftweets

Let's all call on @toronto_life to remove this expensive dog from their gift guide. Animals shouldn't be given as gifts  http://www.torontolife.com/daily/style/from-the-print-edition/2012/11/19/holiday-gift-ideas-odds-and-ends/attachment/holiday-gift-ideas-1-2/ …

Here's my Google calendar of outdoor movies screening in Toronto this summer.  https://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=m9favdq21c1v3l4ielcb4p7d1g%40group.calendar.google.com&ctz=America/Toronto … Still need to add @harbourfrontto

Everyone freaking out over horsemeat realizes meatballs are usually made with OTHER animals, right?

"People who don't know @stats_canada is a joke" is the new "people who don't know The Onion is a joke."

Guys! @nenshi is going to be in Toronto tomorrow!  http://www.marsdd.com/event/innovation-and-the-city-a-dialogue-with-mayor-nenshi-of-calgary/ … Here's the plan: we kidnap him. #KidnapNenshi

Come on, @toronto_life. Nobody needs a $1,200 puppy when there are so many shelter dogs waiting patiently for homes.  http://www.torontolife.com/daily/holiday-gift-guide-2012/ …

Being respectful at the movies is actually really simple. 1. Find your seat before the movie starts 2. Sit down, STFU 3. Turn your phone off

OH MY GOD RT @wtfuckfacts When you click “I’m Feeling Lucky” with no search terms you can view every Google logo ever.

If you're a student freaking out because you have to write an essay and Wikipedia is blacking out you don't even deserve an education.

My kingdom for a Toronto barista who can pull this off. pic.twitter.com/a9YBcxqf

Cats could probably just as easily throw up on the tile floor instead of the rug, but they don't because they're assholes.

Yes, that is a pho restaurant called Pho Shizzle. @ Pho Shizzle http://t.co/z1SmxB3S