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Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I'm better than you.
Billy Crystal as the Oscars host, Bradley Cooper as Sexiest Man Alive? Have we just completely stopped trying?
I have this idea for something called Good Netflix. It's like regular Netflix except all of the movies are good.
"Just when you think this #muppetbattle is terrible, something wonderful happens." "What?" "It ends!" #statlerandwaldorftweets
Let's all call on @toronto_life to remove this expensive dog from their gift guide. Animals shouldn't be given as gifts http://www.torontolife.com/daily/style/from-the-print-edition/2012/11/19/holiday-gift-ideas-odds-and-ends/attachment/holiday-gift-ideas-1-2/ …
Here's my Google calendar of outdoor movies screening in Toronto this summer. https://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=m9favdq21c1v3l4ielcb4p7d1g%40group.calendar.google.com&ctz=America/Toronto … Still need to add @harbourfrontto
Everyone freaking out over horsemeat realizes meatballs are usually made with OTHER animals, right?
Guys! @nenshi is going to be in Toronto tomorrow! http://www.marsdd.com/event/innovation-and-the-city-a-dialogue-with-mayor-nenshi-of-calgary/ … Here's the plan: we kidnap him. #KidnapNenshi
Come on, @toronto_life. Nobody needs a $1,200 puppy when there are so many shelter dogs waiting patiently for homes. http://www.torontolife.com/daily/holiday-gift-guide-2012/ …
Being respectful at the movies is actually really simple. 1. Find your seat before the movie starts 2. Sit down, STFU 3. Turn your phone off
If you're a student freaking out because you have to write an essay and Wikipedia is blacking out you don't even deserve an education.
Cats could probably just as easily throw up on the tile floor instead of the rug, but they don't because they're assholes.
Social media consultant @apexpr. Volunteer @TOAnimalService. I like comedy, podcasts, movies, and vegan chicken and waffles.