Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Cheating on dominoes with pizza hut '_'
Pringles should be reclassified as a class A drug
#removeoneletterfilm Finding emo. An emo boy is lost in a sea of sadness
There are some squirrels fighting outside my window! I am playing kill bill music to make it more epic
UMm our router just sparked and exploded. Me and Dan have NO INTERNET. RED ALERT. How will we survive?!
Oh wait I think they are mating. awkward
hahaa #sexyamazingphil trending in the UK! whattt?! XD
Wow this thing is super important. Better put it somewhere safe. *lost forever*
#happybirthdaydanisnotonfire !! Everyone should tweet it ^__^
A drunk man just asked if I wanted to buy his shoes