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BEE MY VALENTINE ❤️ *throws bees at you*
I sat on one of Dan's earrings on the sofa arm and it went all the way into my butt cheek. I actually pierced my bum.
I would probably drop my oscar
Just walked past actual MORIARTY (Andrew Scott) in Topman! I refrained from doing the otterbatch face at him
I'm having lunch at a cafe and my waitress just told me that Taylor Swift was sitting in my seat 10 minutes ago?!! IT'S STILL WARM
Dan just told me that a pony is not a baby horse and exploded my mind. It's just a small horse of any age! Whhhhhaaat 🐴
It's so windy. I just saw a squirrel get blown off it's branch! Perhaps the beginnings of a squirrelnado?
I was facebook stalking someone and accidentally tagged them as myself. *deletes the internet*