Cheating on dominoes with pizza hut '_'

We made dan into a dinosaur as he couldn't come to the museum http://t.co/ZWh2o16s

HEY GUYS! It's finally here :D Phil is not on fire 4!! http://t.co/4HB0V4uH Please Retweet for <33

Also a drunk scottish guy just screamed JUSTIN BIEBER at @danisnotonfire

Pringles should be reclassified as a class A drug

#removeoneletterfilm Finding emo. An emo boy is lost in a sea of sadness

watch me stroke @real_liam_payne's fuzzy head: http://t.co/XTyzpRr6 ^_^

Hey guys! New video :D WATCH ME AND DAN BUILD A WARDROBE! http://t.co/iIS64UMa (Please Retweet for <3) (^_^)

There are some squirrels fighting outside my window! I am playing kill bill music to make it more epic

My new iPhone case is UNNACCEPTABBLLEEE! http://t.co/YmrBHfA9

Having a great time so far at @bbcr1 teen awards! May or may not have stroked @real_liam_payne 's head. #TeenAwards

UMm our router just sparked and exploded. Me and Dan have NO INTERNET. RED ALERT. How will we survive?!

I just heard @danisnotonfire scream 'who invented chicken?!' from the kitchen

Oh wait I think they are mating. awkward

hahaa #sexyamazingphil trending in the UK! whattt?! XD

This is what happens when me and @danisnotonfire watch The Cube http://t.co/cyOI3ItK

Wow this thing is super important. Better put it somewhere safe. *lost forever*

#happybirthdaydanisnotonfire !! Everyone should tweet it ^__^

A drunk man just asked if I wanted to buy his shoes

AWW @chris_kendall_ http://t.co/ZtWMEnR3