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They say Jesus turned water into wine, but a couple of Mexicans turned a cactus into tequila.
Your move, God.
If your cardboard sign says "God Loves You" I'm not giving you shit.
No cheeseburgers for liars.
The secret to twitter and life, is finding people who get you and accept you.
If the difference between beautiful & sexy is a D cup & size 4 waist, you all can kiss my fat ass.
I would explain it to you,
but I'm all out of puppets & crayons.
If you're using the addition symbol in place of an ampersand, chances are we aren't friends and you can't decipher this to get offended.
Even if she ends up a tramp in hishschool & a lesbian in college, my kid's still the cutest fucking alarm clock right now.
Watch yourself kid; I will steal your girlfriend just to prove a point. Although .. I won't let you watch. Because that's just not lady-like
I'll never surrender my sense of self in order to have someone to come home to at night. I'm stronger than that.
I'll kill my own spiders.
Wonder if all you idiot Conservatives realize Pro-Life means more black people?!
When I make a Scooby Doo reference & you automatically pick up and run with it, I instantly want to Zoink your Magical Mystery Machine.
I judge you by your friends shitty tattoo's. Don't care if you were drunk, don't care about Vegas; Real friends won't let that shit fly.
\_/ <---- that's my cup of give-a-fuck right now.
I honestly check FavStar
times a day.
Next time it's broken ..
you can blame me.
If following is flirting
& starring is fucking,
then how the hell to do I take half in the divorce?!
Not decent enough to wrap the used tampon applicator in toilet paper for the sake of discretion? You totally deserve to bleed for five days.
Honey Boo Boo & family got a raise for the absurd circus act that passes as entertainment.
This is why we can't have nice things, America
The fact that this country still takes pride in our misplaced reaction to 9.11 is appalling.
Men who say "women belong in the kitchen" are the same that don't know what the fuck they're doing in the bedroom.
The 8yr old neighbor kid has a cellphone & a twitter. It's no wonder she talks to her Momma the way I talk to you idiots.
Gracefully disproving misconceptions of The MidWest since the 80's. Unintentional Riot. Absent Friend & Worthy Adversary. YCKMMF