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At a white trash wedding. I've never seen so many wolf shirts in my life.
Good teeth to gum ratio is fucking important okay.
Went black. Came back.
How to know if a sixteen year old is drunk:
Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you.
#FetusFriday For masturbation purposes only.
Someone make me food. And by make me food I mean, go fucking die.
I don't exercise to be healthy. I exercise to be hot as fuck, naked.
If you're an "atheist" why the fuck are you celebrating Christmas? Sit the fuck down.
It's funny how every girls boyfriend is a sex god, until they break up and suddenly he has a needle dick and was "shitty in bed anyway".
Just like everyone else, I can be a fatty cunt. But if you treat me good and aren't entirely a dipfuck; I'm the nicest lady you will meet.
When people smile. And I'm like, "where the fuck did your upper lip go?"
Show me your beards, men.
If I try to be sweet to you and you don't acknowledge it, don't expect that to happen again. Infact, fuck you.
If you care about someone, then you'll find a way to make it fucking work.
I would like a house. A puppy. And a boyfriend with a nose ring. But no, instead I just have really bad gas.
Dear heart, don't get your hopes up this time.
WHY DO I WANT YOU SO MUCH.
Fatty tits are terrifying. Raunchy.