I hate Barça because they took Fabregas. Insulted Henry's genius. And ruined Hleb's career. Apologies @engineus, if © were involved.

Sometimes you can never be good enough for someone. Their loss, move on.

Twitter is the biggest threat to the Vatican Papacy. Almost everyone does a confession on twitter.

http://t.co/pWJMttUy @dentalyinsane this one is for you :P

Can't take a proper photograph with a simple cellphone cam, but have a DSLR. Photographer. #chutiyaMax

Happiness begins in two weeks.

Mads Mikkelsen is going to be the one psychopath who's going to devour the whole genre, wholly. Spit it out. And redefine it.

For some reason, We Are Young by Fun is an apt song for every mood.

@katputli Blame it on Raabert Vadra.

It's these chutiya white collar cricket journo's who kill the excitement in the game. Stop analyzing t20 like a Test you tards.

@sherinphlp Yaaay. Cannot wait for Malinga action! :D

One can do almost anything on facebook right now. Except getting a blow job, maybe.

@sherinphlp I am staying in the intermediate world for sure.

@anuragwho @xerxestron 4 of those questions on statistics were in one section. Time crunch?

@sherinphlp 140 letter recipe... for icing... awesome u r

Monica Bellucci is haunting my thoughts again. NOOO!!!

@sherinphlp A good morning, i wish you.

I hate it when @persie_karat favorites my tweets. Especially the ones where she hits the loose ball back into my face. SameWith @sherinphlp

@sherinphlp Ugh. Don't go on about my age, Ferin! XD

Buffalo Wings and coleslaw #CookinSunday