My car was stolen last night in Juhu. MH 02 BJ 9700 Black Honda City. Anyone spots a black City with a broken window please do inform me.

Anyone know reputable Neurosurgeon? A 19 year old boy is dying from head trauma in Delhi and no doctors are willing to operate. Please RT.

What Batman thinks about the Jan Lokpal Bill issue. http://t.co/CyU7chj

Today India is 64 years old. Which is also the age of the youngest member of parliament.

"My name is Ravichandran but my friends call me Ricky" Why? Are your friends fucking illiterate?

Please cover your face #4wordsbeforesex

Opinions are like penises. It's weird if women have one.

This is then funniest thing I have seen on the internet. http://t.co/brSBqFWC

Any one with AB-ve blood ...needed urgently

Contact Shrinivas-9321062657,Ramya-987 0077298. @ Holy Spirit Hospital if you can donate

Desi guy hires a local prostitute and makes a reddit post about the experience. Pics included.  http://ow.ly/fDIDC 

Trust is letting a cannibal give you a blowjob.

Chivalry isn't dead. You're just not hot enough.

When it comes to being denied sex, men have no choice but to take matters into their own hands.

People who say "f*** you" instead of "fuck you" are such hypocritical c***ts.

Anyone in Mumbai with b+ blood type willing to donate? A family friend is at Lilavati Hospital and needs it ASAP.

In Taken 2, Liam Neeson sends a DVD of Taken 1 to his daughters abductor. The end.

Without the internet, my Blackberry is just an expensive paper weight.

If you're sitting there thanking everyone who posts a happy birthday comment on your wall...you're not having a happy birthday.

Can children be considered a form of STD?

Some of you should delete your twitter account and get one of these instead http://t.co/166mxTZ